The sexiest man you've ever met.

"If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth the writing." – Benjamin Franklin

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

Just your average flying pony with a little more to carry than his own wings can handle

We've been making butter since 1945, and we've been accepting all people since the last four months.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

RP writer and Spacebattles

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

I'm the pony of your dreams... Your hot, sweaty, fitful, Rarity & ice-cream dreams.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

Love is a verb, not a noun.

space is a waste

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

To Infect and Corrupt

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Writer of long, character-driven smut of astounding filthiness, lesbian mind-control a speciality. Short-Fic Commission Slots Now Closed

'It doesn't make any difference what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses.' - George Bernard Shaw

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

I. AM. INSPIRED!

So list' bonnie laddie, and come awa' wit' me.

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

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