Hey! I like Derpy. And butts. And Derpy's butt. Other butts are cool too, though. ~TOOWC

I dream of a man whose hopes never end.

Proud lurker.

Haven't written anything in forever, so, my apologies in advance for whatever non-sense I manage to come up with.

I am a proud high school drop out of the OKC public school system, a part time brony and a chain smoking asshole; I wouldn't recommend any of them to a kid.

If you're reading this, I'm going on hiatus indefinitely. I will return one day, but until then, please take care and adieu.

I enjoy video games, reading, writing, relaxing, long walks on the beach, mass genocide, sipping piña coladas, and the small things in life.

I write pony fiction and I love it! Tell me what you think and you never know, I may use it!

I have done nothing productive all day and I have a Ko-Fi now!

Not much to say except that I love video games, my favorite series being Star Fox and Mass Effect; reading, sports, etc. I have a separate FanFiction account where more of my stories can be found.

Wait, am I now just the one who wrote Mortem? 'Cause I think I'm okay with that.

Oh look, a bio.

“Fate's boring. You're boring.” -Imploding Colon, Austraeoh. Part time catgirl. Will accept headpats as payment.

I do nothing of merit. On occasion, I give the impression of being creative, but this is a deception. I am merely derivative in clever ways.

A random dude writing. Is it any good? Fuck if I know.

Perpetual writer, occasional musician, desultory comedian. Octavia is the best pony. Fight me.

I write about cute ponies. Sometimes.

"One of these days, wham, bam, zoom, straight to the moon!"

Just so we're all clear, I'm putting on my glasses

One day, you will all come to my funeral just to make sure that I stay dead, but today is not that day | https://ko-fi.com/chillybook

Move along, move along.

She/Her (Trans). Occasional Writer, Storm Chaser, SFM Artist and Former Special Events Staff at Ponyville Ciderfest. PFP by LincolnBrewsterFan.

If you like my stories, feel free to join me on Patreon.

I write mostly serious adventure stories and maybe a random feelsy fic now and again. Interested in dark stuff more than anything.

"Friendship is an island that you retreat to. And you fall on the floor and laugh at all the ninnies who don't have enough brains to have your good taste." --Ray Bradbury

“A good friend knows all your best stories. A best friend lives them with you…..” This is a shared account between DerpyEngineerHD and Reddsiblings.

An Asian-American brony who is a fan of Spike, Discord, and Jackie Chan.

An aspiring writer, I hope to one day become as good as Bluegrass Brooke, who inspired me to write. I might do a lot of crossovers, but I've got a few original stories.

I really like MLP stories. My favourite are shipping stories featuring Octavia and Vinyl and Twilight and Trixie. Luna is my favourite Princess.

Just an Englishman who likes ponies and has nothing better to do.

Improvement is a dire mistress.

I was shattered, yet you picked up my broken parts. I was torn apart, yet you stitched me up. You never gave up, so neither will I.~ Pastel Candy Candies

Not a brony. No really, I'm not. I'm just here to see what awesome stuff this crazy fandom puts out.

Horrifically Fun

Made from 100% potato.

I'm a long time science fiction and animation fan who stumbled into My Little Pony fandom and got caught -- I guess I'm a Brony Forever now.

An aspiring writer who grew strong with the help of fellow fans of MLP.

I love sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face but with words.

For countless ages I’ve have seen and heard so much through out all of time itself.

I wrote some stories for you. I hope you enjoy them.

An aspiring Artist/Writer who wont let lack of skill get in the way of enthusiasm