Big Banana

God, I'm so sorry.

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

All things in balance.

Fimfic's favorite painkiller, editorial writer for Equestria Daily, and a blog author for Equestria After Dark.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Kiss me, my account is 10!

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

The Bronies have now infiltrated the police, prepare for love and tolerance you criminal scum!

But would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem? If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy? - Bloodhound Gang; Hell Yeah

'Artist' , Reader of stories , 'Writer'

Nazi punks fuck off.

NaPoWriMo 2017 Participant ya'll !

I am not drunk enough for this right now...

"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Xaquseg is the system administrator for FIMFiction, as well as various misc. development, especially related to security. Non-technical problems are probably best asked to other staff members.

Author of the Commander Hurricane series (A Song of Storms), co-founder of the Price of Loyalty universe, and overall world building fanatic. Join my discord!

Anything is better than reality

If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?

Not hardcore though. Just a filthy casual.

"Some people just need a high five....in the face....with a chair"

"You're so vanilla!" "You're like the Fairy Bread of Australia!" Anonpencil - 2019

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

I'm the reason when you search Quibble you'll find Scootaloo too. PM me if you want to talk about anything one on one. Well I finally set up a patreon...Hazaa???

The second someone favorites your fanfiction, you have a responsibility to finish it. Someone showed faith in your story, show that you are worthy of it.

Thou who art undead, art chosen............

Aspiring to live under a bridge, but the man keeps holding me down.

Fuck you cunts! I am better then you!!!!

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I am AWESOME ;)