Retired staff. Please stop asking me to approve your stories.

Done.

Retired Brony, if you come across this account, I welcome you. My stories are dated, but show my writing progress. Have fun with that.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

For thousands of years I lay dormant. Now I rise for I am THE Lunar Toaster! Enjoy your toast.

Pithy Statement

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Retired writer of almost anything. Lover of RariDash and background ponies.

Nazi punks fuck off.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Something-something horse narrations.

Am beck

Your local hero!

Proverbs 17:17 || DM me over staff related issues.

O.F.P.

I'll think of a good thing to put in this short bio some other day.

Writer/Admin/Title VII requirement for Horse News; humanized/equestria girls fanfic writer. Pardon my grit

still writing

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

“There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you.”-Maya Angelou

Knowledge is Power, To Strategize, is to think and plan for any circumstance.

If you're looking for sarcastic humor, you've come to the right place!

Knife guys finish last...in bed.

i'm a wolf with a crazy imagination.

Mediocre FanFic writer and Pro shoutcaster! "You wouldn't shoot a guy with glasses!

I'll see you starside, everyone. Through rain, shine, or clouds, and no matter what it takes...I'll carry you there if necessary.

i live to serve the princess of the night, aka the goddess of the moon aka princess luna...^^

Somehow, I manage to write sad fluff. I'd be concerned about my mental health, but I'm too busy writing.

I can't believe this place is still alive. Good work everyone.