A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

Many years ago, on my very first day on Earth, I was born. Two decades later I celebrated my twentieth birthday, and then I had a glass of water.

FimFic has dragged me back again. Howdy!

*blushes*

I'm an IT Brony who writes stories based on a show for 8-year old girls whose content is meant for anything but 8-year old girls.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

“What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass.” ― William Lamb Melbourne

Mares are cute. They are also fluffy. I want to pet the pretty mares and give them snuggles.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

struggling new hampshire college student.

I've been writing for about 15 years now, and if there's one thing I want, it's to whisk my readers away into another world, where they can lose themselves in the fantasy.

Working on new stuff always, I'll be back before you know it.

Okay so the site ate my bio I guess. I don't use this site much anymore, and so a lot of the stuff I've said may not reflect my current views. I do write for the SCP wiki now, though.

Writing the stories you didn't know you wanted. I think.

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

A guy with crazy ideas and a little free time.

A cartoon dog in a cartoon world

Some dork on the internet that likes ponies and flower symbolism way too much.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes; HEY!

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

A crossover/HiE writer whose own distractions with the internet ended up with him running into ponies. And now he's a fanfiction writer.

Just some random guy. [Retired]

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?