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USS Iowa

Our Liberties We Prize, Our Rights We Will Maintain.

Das computermachine ist nicht fuer gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fuer gewerken bei das dumpkopfen. Das rubbernecken sichtseeren keepen das cotten-pickenen hans in das pockets muss; relaxen und watchen das blinkenlichten.

"Attention! To all visitors and non-technical peeping onlookers: Do not poke your fingers or grab inside the computing machine. Otherwise, the spring assembly may snap and fuses may blow popping and spitting sparks. Not to be handled by dumbheads. Rubbernecking sightseers must keep their cotton-picking hands in the pockets. So, relax and watch the blinking lights."

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>TFW you accidentally say "nephew" in reference to your sister's unborn baby. The very sister who has no idea what the sex of her baby because she wants it to a be a secret but you do know the sex. · 5:37am January 3rd

Luckily, I managed to play it off fairly well and convince her that I was just projecting what I want onto her (i.e. I want a nephew) Reality is: I wouldn't care if they were nephew or niece, I would have loved them just as much. I just needed to cover up my humongous fuck-up.

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