I'm just some 29-year old dude from Canada hoping to become a screenplay writer one day. That's all.
Passionate writer that is still exploring new grounds. Trying out various schemes and writing styles. I hope you enjoy!
I do nothing of merit. On occasion, I give the impression of being creative, but this is a deception. I am merely derivative in clever ways.
I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.
Call me Daisy. Ponies are good, so I write about them
So yeah. I thought I'd try my hoof at this clopfic thing.
“This wine is too good for toast-drinking, my dear. You don't want to mix emotions up with a wine like that. You lose the taste.”
Well, I just figured out how to do a short bio! So, yeah.
Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.
I can be both a positive sunflower and a cynical f**k. It depends which life I am living. (Formerly known as Riffmaster)
Please leave comments about my stories, in the story. Don't PM me about them.
I admit to being a geek. Wanted an outlet to try writing, as it seems to clear my thoughts.
Brony(eeds) a coffee... http://ko-fi.com/crystalmoose
The Guy who wrote "Dibs on My Sister". Prereader for Firesight, writer of erotic fanfiction and lover of Eeveelutions.
Would you believe me if I said I have no idea what I'm doing?
I write mostly non cannon breaking fanfics that involve no shipping. Most are centered around the military of Equestria so if you like that kind of thing you aren't going to be disappointed
Sometimes you sit at the screen for hours and never type a word.
I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".
Writer/Admin/Title VII requirement for Horse News; humanized/equestria girls fanfic writer. Pardon my grit
The pen is mightier than the sword, but the nuclear bomb's got them both beat.
Exploring the depths of the equine psyche! Now with ko-fi link and SubscribeStar!
Yo yo yo, Berry to the P to the U to the N C H, representing the MLP, what up, biatch?!
♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫