Is that a terrorist?!?

Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

A fellow traveler...

I'm the creator of Otakuworld.com, Jenniverse.com, the computer game Boppin', numerous online comics, novels, and tons of other wonderful things. I really love MLP:FiM.

All my things are horse things!

I type stories using my hands

Makes ponies cry

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

I never make mistakes. I thought I'd made one once, but I was wrong.

Diminutive Equine Novelist

It seems I'm not capable of writing a bio without sounding really pretentious, so I'll keep it simple.I write pony-fanfiction. That is all.

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

A Brony of non-US origin (pause for gasps of horror),thus I spell things slightly differently. Well, not 'things', specifically, but words like surprise, colour and centre. You weird people.

My name is Donny's Boy. I ship ponies.

Im Batman...err...Mare-do-well!

I <3 GAMMA RAYS

"We are all born mad. Some remain so." -Estragon, Waiting for Godot