I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

The pen is mightier than the sword, but the nuclear bomb's got them both beat.

Hey everypony! New to the whole 'open' scene of ponies, as I have been lurking since mid season 2.

Crossovers and Sci-Fi are my bread and butter.

"I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens." —Woody Allen

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Done.

All shall know me as Vlad-Daddy.

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

A guy with crazy ideas and a little free time.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

I like guns, Resident evil, Story of the Blanks, Them's Fightin' Herds and Ruby is the best damn mare in all of Equestria. I mostly write HiE fanfiction, so come and take a peek!

As you might have noticed; i am a Ditzy finatic. (what? she's flippin awesome!) I enjoy writing Fanfics, and will continue doing so until i get good enough to publish a full story.

Just a fella looking to finish what I started

haha rainbow machine go brrr

8000 soldiers!

Hope you laughed or learned something.

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Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

I'm back

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

This is my contribution to all the witty and unique descriptions that everyone aside from me seemingly has on this damned site. You're welcome.

Just fellow looking to carve out a little bit of a spot for myself in the communit, now if only I was good at writing.

Carpentry, Graphics, Words, Music... All art.