Only mostly dead.

There are a few Jakes on this website. I'm the ginger one.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

A brony who loves to watch the show and entertain others like himself

I used to write horses with swords. Or horses with guns. Pick your poison.

That feeling when you have so many ideas, but lack a way to get them out there.

I've been a brony since October 2013, and it's only now that I have finally decided to take action and find my true place among the herd.

What are you doing wasting time reading a bio? Go read good stories. Isn't that what you're here for?

Struggling to live with a crippling case of impaired motivation.

I'm buried up to my neck in horsewords.

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

My Patreon: www.patreon.com/user?ty=h&u=3494941

Just a big, tall dumbass that is trying to write words as soon as possible... And loves games. A lot. Also, I enjoy Roleplay. Feel free to PM me about it.

Hey! I writer anything with my favorite characters, Spike, Ember, Smolder, Discord, Fizzle, Garble...that is most of works and coming works.

Who's up for a nice game of Cards? Anyone?

I'm glad you're alive.

Life isn't about waiting for the Storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the Rain.

Yo Way Yo, Home Va-Ray, Yo Ay-Rah, Jerhume Brunnen-G

The beginning, the rise, the downward fall, the recovery, the new rising and the end.

Tell me, have you ever wondered if...

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Dash is best pony, Luna is best princess, scootaloo is best crusader. Most of my stories will probably focus on one to all of these three. Just keeping it real. Hope you enjoy : )

Does anyone play the MLP mobile game? My friend code is a49657.

The man who likes ponies but also likes monsters... so what's wrong with him combining the two? ;P

May the floss be with you.

Unicorn Developer

"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."

My goal is to follow everyone on FimFiction!

How does one write an original tagline, exactly?

I'm a person who loves, loves , LOVES MLP: FIM.

She/Her (Trans). Occasional Writer, Storm Chaser, SFM Artist and Former Special Events Staff at Ponyville Ciderfest. PFP by LincolnBrewsterFan.

Hello, Everypony! I'm SeraphimBrony, and I'm here for your daily dose of Dark stories.

"You're not a burden, my love" Simon comforted his partner, Prince Lucian. "You're all 7,634,420,069,142,002,387,487,862,912 stars in my sky, Luce. And I love how brightly you shine"

Just an aspiring MLP FanFic Writer.

Im here to share fanfics and want to portray a new side to ponies.

Nothing much to say! Here. XDDDD

Hi name is Blue Storm. <3 huh <3 Also I am a pegasister! Oh No I am running out of space to write Noooooooo!!! Just kidding hehe. Oh the irony in this well nice meeting you all!

I wonder will people ever know that their actions have consequences?

Welcome to my content. I like writing stories (which is luckily what the site is for) I write what I want, that's how I roll. WARNING: I attempt to counter my shitty writing by writing lots of stories