Just a lesbian with a laptop.

This is fiction. But it is based...

... and the reason is to be with your friends!

A clopfic author.

Fuck. Known one day as 'Mistress Spectrum'.

Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?

Writer/Artist who's been active since the inception of the fandom.

I have no idea what I'm doing. Except I do, and it's reading/writing pony porn.

I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.

I like ponies.

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.

Moved on.

Mostly harmless.

You ever wonder why we're here?

Fabulous, darling.

MUSTARD IS BEST PONY. MUSTARD GOES WELL WITH ANYTHING. MUSTARD IS TART AND DISGUSTING ON ITS OWN.

Not the G1 Sparkler. Nor the G3.5 Sparkler. Nor the G4 Draft Sparkler. Nor the Winningverse Sparkler (even though she's awesome).

What a beautiful Sunset.

I just hope to entertain people with my fancy horse words. I always appreciate criticism.

I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

There once was a mare from Nantucket...

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

Exceedingly idealistic; unrealistic and impractical.

I've come a looong way from awkwardly smashing two plastic pony toys together whilst making kissy-kissy noises... Haven't I?

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

Writer. What else do you need to know?

Something-something horse narrations.