I am a humorist. I write funny stuff... I hope. Since my pony-name appears to be Dusk Dash (there is a chart), I have decided to dedicate my life to quick and evil science!

Hunter, fisher, father, son, husband, rescue Greyhound owner, and occasional fanfic writer.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Just fellow looking to carve out a little bit of a spot for myself in the communit, now if only I was good at writing.

I'm actually a super-intelligent dog wearing glasses.

I'm actually a slab of beef jerky with a top hat and a cool microphone.

"OH GOD, THEY'RE LAPDANCING ME!" -Steel, 2015 - Aspiring author, artist with absolutely no skill yet a lot of wants, and just your typical, all-around lover of MLP fanfiction. That's me.

A Dutch gentleman of leisure, living for pleasure, since mirth is my measure. Writing stories that are (mostly) unique and psychological of nature and visiting conventions whenever I can.

A downright delightful fellow.

This is a site about Ponies..... Why is it so awesome?

Fellow Railfan Brony who thinks characters like Spike and Flash Sentry need more love.

To be written later

Loves to read and write, I decided to try writing fanfiction after a long hiatus thanks to ponies

Prowling with preposterous pretentiousness we permit petting of precious ponies

8000 soldiers!

Admin of Straight Shipping and SpikeDash among others. I write half-stories.

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.

In the middle of a My Little Pony / Kirby crossover – "The Antithesis of Harmony"

Haven't been on since about 2014. Nearly 10 years have passed, and I'm back here. What a time.

The reason I write is because I want to read a story written for myself. One day, I want to read one of my own stories and say to myself "That is the best story I have ever read."

Something-something horse narrations.

I'm a brony and a Pinkie Pie fan but I like all of the mane six, as well as Spike. I hope to provide some entertaining and interesting fanfics for the Brony community.

Hello Everyone! If any of you met me in real life, I doubt you'd know this by looking at me, but I love reading and writing romance stories. My favorite ships are Spilight and Spike x any CMC.

NO LONGER POSTING: love you all goodbye, and remember to never stop stop shipping cute things <3

Come what may and test what will, I always find peace in some form of writing. Be it famous, hidden, or simply my own, it is and forever will be a sanctuary.

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

I'm sorry to all of you.