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Jet Howitzer
If you close your eyes, it's like nothing's ever changed.
Jet Howitzer
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10/10
Would drink bleach again.
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There's a Granny Smith tag.
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Ah, so THIS is what you were talking about.
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And now...
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What a shame
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This was horrifically wonderful! You're such a wonderful bastard, but I still threw up so thanks for that. Anyways I hope this get's featured so others may experience this madness.
I...um...I really don't know what to say to that. I...err...just......yeah, that was quite...bizarre...
UPVOTED ANYWAY!
Granny Smith...place where nopony has gone in five decades....
Didn't read. Didn't have to.
*sees notification for Tomb Rider*
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*sees Granny Smith tag and Mature tag*
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*sees notification from Twilightclopple about Tomb Raider*
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I've read worse.
I honestly and truly couldn't stop reading. I told myself to stop after the first why-boner, and yet I kept going. It was as Ms. Rainbow Dash would say unputdownable. I just... you... are you god
?
Loathe,
Your very disturbed but entertained Antagonist.
Granny Smith clop...
With Scootaloo...
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Oh god damn I can't finish this story. It's fucked on so many levels.
Gotta give credit for the title, though. "Tomb Raider" is a hilarious, if not disturbing, eeuendo.
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AHH. AHH. MY MIND! HELP! AHH KILL THIS STORY!
Bad Jet! BAD JET!
1505325
WHYYYY???
That was Disturbing... I skipped through 95% of it! XD
1505325 You're welcome. Come back for more requests anytime. I'm happy to oblige.
I can not bring myself to press thumbs up. Yet, neither am I able to thumb down.
You are hovering right on the edge between so-terrible-it's-good and just plain terrible.
1505305 You should use your epic voice to do a reading of this. It'd be great. And funny as hell.
Dafuq. I just read. It scare me. To darkest pits of Hell. I iz dead.
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Looks... different?
READ LATER!
ABANDON THREAD!
I nearly lost it at the end.
You amuse me well dear author. Make more of it.
Bronydragon
Only decades of desensitization to the horrors of the internet can begin to prepare you for this.
Even if you are prepared, this will likely be the end result.
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Despite how absolutely wrong this is, it still managed to be funny.
*Burns* Excellent...
>Sex and mature tags.
>Only two characters are Scootaloo and Granny Smith.
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...yeah, I'm gonna wipe my browser history and pretend that I never clicked on this.
Excuse me while I throw my computer across the road, followed by burning whatever is left of the hard drive, after which I will proceed to throw myself out the second-story window of my home, headfirst.
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Fuck it.
Congrats, Scootaloo. You've finally done it. Now, never do anything like that ever again.
...Oh wait, you've earned your cutie mark for giving oral to old ladies, so that's what you'll be doing FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
....Upvoted.
What has been seen....Cannot be unseen!
i cant read this, but ill thumb it up anyway, just for you howie.
It's time to get feaaaaaaaatured!
Alright, let's check this out. I've seen worse. I'm ready, I'm hardened.
*reads*
I LIED! I wasn't ready! Nope, nope nope nope, SO MUCH NOPE!
Fuck you, Rainbow Dash! Why would you do that to a child!?
10/10! I liked it! Thumbs up!
That was horrible and I feel horrible for reading it...
and it was also hilarious, and I'm giving it both an upvote and a thumbs up.
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this story made me swallow my chewing tobacco
Congratulations Jet. You have one new very disturbed follower.
For anyone who needs it.
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1506909 Is something wrong?
1506923
lol no I was jk, prolly should've said so. but poor, poor scootaloo.
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I second this motion.
if i could i would. i didnt need mind bleach on this one
Is that a challenge... I will accept, right after I curl-up and cry for about an hour
You asked for this...video is being processed currently, while it is I'm going to drink a beer to get the taste of those words off my tounge
1508212 Challenge completed. And now you have a place in this fiction.
My mind is full of fuck, and I wish I could gouge out my mind's eye.
All the same... I can't say I hated this...
In fact, I might even say...
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Reading the comments was enough. I don't need to know more.
Excuse me while I see a Chinese Amazon about a memory modification.