1506909 Is something wrong?

1506923
lol no I was jk, prolly should've said so. but poor, poor scootaloo.

1506909
I second this motion.

if i could i would. i didnt need mind bleach on this one

Is that a challenge... I will accept, right after I curl-up and cry for about an hour

You asked for this...video is being processed currently, while it is I'm going to drink a beer to get the taste of those words off my tounge

1508212 Challenge completed. And now you have a place in this fiction.

Reading the comments was enough. I don't need to know more.

Excuse me while I see a Chinese Amazon about a memory modification.

Hey man, I decided imma do this. I shall regret it for the rest of my life...

I'll link it here once done.

EDIT:It has been done. Still uploading & processing as of this edit.

Ok, so I see Mature tag. Oh yes. Then I see Scootaloo character tag. OH YES. Then I see Granny Smith tag. OH HELL NO. Is this what I think it is? Is this safe to read?

Edit: 1505897 Just read comment.

Nope, ain't reading this.

That is just going TO FAR MAN!

Excuse me, uhh... why did you write this?

1520949 Because a couple of writers including me, TwilightClopple, and Darkwing dared him to. //dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Applejack_lolface.png

And he did well.

1521991 Ahh... dares... I love those. Dare me to do anything, and I'd be delighted to do it, regardless of what it may be... I should really shut up now.

1522001 Yes, that was an unwise decision. But nah, I'll show mercy.

I dare you to dare me to write the most fucked up story you can think of. I swear upon Luna's dusty womb that I'll do it.

1522070 Twilight Sparkle is blackmailed by Applejack to turn her little sister into a stallion and must milk her semen to feed to Granny Smith and Big Macintosh! The fuck did I just say???

1522168 I'm on it.

1522210 ... Dear Celestia... What have I done?

1522225 You've inspired art, Art Inspired.

1522001 Dare you to pelvic thrust to Winter Wrap-Up in your local grocery store checkout line.

1522242
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1522254 Writing dares, and the dare line is closed for the moment.

1522254 I'll do that too! And video tape it.

1522267 I take that as a promise.

1522259 You don't close the dare line, the dare line closes you.

1504700
So... how did you make this?
The meme, not the story... which I still haven't read.

1574279 I just found the picture, and then I added the text myself.

1576002
Using...?

1576779 Inkscape.

1578210
Okay, thanks.

I'm gonna forget I've read this fic and give it thumbs up for the WTF factor......

and I'm off to read more......

1773355 man, you have no taste if you just want to forget reading this literary masterpiece.

1773367
I'll try to forget it...... but the thing is ......stuck....... in mah head.......
Ah think I'll fav it now.....

WHYYYY!!!!! Why am I still Reading this!!!!!!

Ahh... painfully well written stories that bring back traumatic memories...

2084389 Traumatic? What are you, a pansy?

2084399 Well, this sorta creeps, like, ten miles away from my comfort zone... If by panzy, you mean after the read, I felt a bit green in the face, then yeah. I'll be feeling that after writing my next clopfic too.

This was gross... but yet it was fucking hysterical. I even listened to the perfect soundtrack to this OHGODWHY abomination and it even makes a sort of twisted sense in hindsight. Not the actual song (too different in content) but the instrumental is just wacky enough to fit.

Enjoyed this and it was better (if messed up) then what I was imagining.

[youtube=www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9I4L32FyBw]

1505169
Pretty much, yeah. Was confused for a second, but the tags made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

Oh. My. Fuck.

I've never felt so greasy in my entire life.