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Jet Howitzer
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Jet Howitzer
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Yeah, I don't know what to say. Just... Read it, or don't. I don't care.
Good stuff, good stuff.
Morgrad is best pony.
What is this I don't even. :3
O_O
*backs away*
(But only after putting in read later...)
At first i was scarred whenever i saw you make stories like this. now im like " Oh, jet wrote another one, well time to see what this one's about."
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My Good Sir, as an aficionado of tentacle clop, I do hereby declare that you've caught both my attention and my arousal.
Thank you kindly for making this!
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Isn't stuff like this your specialty?
Sex tag? Celestia? Cthulu? This can only mean one thing!
1565534 Ahhh.... Desensitization. Isn't it just wonderful?
lol, I kid, I kid... I enjoy a good clop. Not sure if this is. 
Title Celestia and Cthulu do "Things " mature tag? Well hot damn I though they would've een doing paperwork
That made me sad Howie, but also I want to reead more.
1559387 I don't see "AVANTE" written ANYWHERE. Shit son, now we're in trouble... Guess I gotta read this to understand the horror. -gulps in terror-
Story: Cthulu didn’t know it, but Celestia hadn’t just magicked the cum away.
She had put it into several bottles. Bottles she was saving for later.
Me: *Imagines Celestia out on morning jog, taking a pause to take a sip from her bottle*
Me: *Pauses to think about imagined scene*
Me: mobilarena.hu/dl/upc/2012-09/154583_mlfw2608-facehoof.png
Anyway.. Consider this story tracked by Colt Zero.
I can tell this will be the most interesting thing I will ever read.
What the actual fuck? Why... when... what is this i dont even...
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HEY GUESS WHAT?
I'M NOT DOING A READING OF THIS ONE!
I'm afraid to read this
The ammout of "wat?!" cant be measured.
Not sure if want...
I can dig it. Moar.
The fuck did I just read?
It's beautiful... in its own... very confusing... undescribable way.
I love that crab.
1566180 But... Why not? It's glorious!
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You won’t like me when I lose my patience really star wars eaw foc tyber zann wow
What?
May or may not read I don't know why not?
WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?!
...Wat and Yes.
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I'm looking at the cover image and . . . why? It looks like a reverse pregnancy (the baby being shoved inside)
.........................................
ARGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Sorry to be a dick, but this is the type of crap that gives Celestia such a bad name. I really can't stand when people make her out to be some molester or troll because she is NOT. I understand that this is a "joke" but seriously, it just pisses me off.
1582301 It's okay to be a dick. It just means that I can be one in response. I jest, I jest. Still, as a joke I am at liberty to misinterpret the characters to a certain degree, and even modify them to suit my needs. I am well aware of the fact that Celestia ISN'T the way I portrayed her in this context. I sincerely doubt that anyone is quite like I portrayed Celestia in this story. The point is, though, that it wasn't meant to be a serious take on the character. This was written as a request for DarkWing, and he just gave me a plot, and I went with it.
That being said, I do intend to eventually write a more serious Celestia fic in the coming weeks. My Nameless Romance Series wouldn't be complete without a stallion for the Princess of the Sun.
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My faith in humanity is restored.
What I find most disturbing about this is that Celestia fucked at least two of the Chaos Gods... but the fact that she screwed Cthulu - not so much...
What does that speak for me?
Love it. Really like the dynamic between Marklar and Tia.
Hope to see more like this! +Like'd +Fav'd