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Jet Howitzer


If you close your eyes, it's like nothing's ever changed.

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Thanks Howie, I love the gift. :pinkiesad2:

:moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache: all of my mustaches to this fic.

I think I shall read this later, after a good night's sleep.

It's a school night, that's why

Not failing > Ponies > school > WoW > Else

I like it. It was so believable that i actually got confused when the word stallion was mentioned. Then I realised I was a guy...:twilightblush:

Berry Punch? This surprises me:rainbowderp:

Well, that took a lot longer than I thought it would to upload. Oh well, still happy with my birthday present. :yay:

1347229 He went to sleep, and this was a one shot. xD

That was good.

I think you have a truly well-rounded skill set in writing Howitzer.

And another masterpiece by Jet Howitzer. You sir, are a brilliantly minded writing genius (yeah, I know, corny :rainbowlaugh:)

I greatly look forward to future installments of Faux Paux of the Heart as well as any future oneshots and the like that you release. I'm quite glad that I chose to track you a couple months back :twilightsmile:

Its going to be featured by tomorrow just watch. Its jet AND clop

who is this Storm i'm always hearing about?

You regret nothing? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING?

You will live...


For now

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You know why I'm okay with this clop? Because it's classy clop.

Also, inb4 featured. You know it's gonna happen, Howitzer.

1349808 There's no way it'll be featured. It's been up for too long, and it's not popular enough. Although I'm okay with this. Maybe I'll use this as motivation to write the Taupe x Applejack scene from the end of Apples.

1349848

Maybe I'll use this as motivation to write the Taupe x Applejack scene from the end of Apples.

:yay: :trollestia: :moustache:

1349848 I suppose we'll see. I'll wait patiently for your future work.
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This was good, I certainly didn't expect you to write about Berry, but why not give some love? I quite enjoyed it, it wasn't rushed, and it had purpose. I could actually connect with the character. Bravisimo!

Love how descriptive this was. Not too much that it sort of grosses me out but enough to make me feel entertained :twilightblush:

Rain? his name is Rain??!! so wierd. i could connect with this story more than the other ones cuz i also envision myself as a Pegasus :pinkiegasp::rainbowdetermined2:

1351752 Rain Chaser, but there was never an opportunity for his full name to be used without seeming weird.

Well, that was good, very good!
Your stories are good, so you should feel good!

How was this not as popular as the others? :ajbemused:

Nice work Mr. Howitzer you've got skillz :pinkiehappy:

1369436 But I must wonder: Can they pay the billz?

1369585Perhaps... perhaps... :duck:
Let the writing do the work for you, just enjoy the ride and experiances it brings :rainbowdetermined2:

1369649 That's what I try to do. And sometimes it works better than others. Now then, off to write a different clop scene!

:moustache:

Mustache For you Good Sir

1347090
Your Priorities= Right on, man.

Mikey likey. A lot. Berry is best nympho.

Shower sex is da best.
Do it.

OH!:raritystarry: Voyeuristic/public sex on the roof of Berry's house.
Bonus points if a pegasus falls out of the sky because he/she was watching and yet, Berry and Rain keep on like nothing happened!:rainbowlaugh::rainbowwild:

So, have you been reading Fifty Shades Of Shit??? Not that I have, but it seems to be following the same theme.....

Sounds like Berry liked it when she couldn't move her legs where she wanted them, so how about some
"involuntary immobility"??? :rainbowdetermined2::rainbowdetermined2:

1674824 That sounds fucking hilarious!! Be even better if it was Catalyst!!!
Mr Howitzer, get to it!!!

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I dont know who Catalyst is in regards to this continuity, but I'll assume that it'll be hilarious in regard to Catalyst's relationship to the couple.

Do it Mr. Howitzer!!
Fire for effect!!:rainbowdetermined2:


Im a little fuzzy, is it voyerism if YOU get off on being watched having sex or is it when YOU get off on watching others have sex?:rainbowhuh:
(The roof sex idea came from "Preggity":raritywink:, a clop fic with so many fetishes touched(HEYOOO!:raritywink:), that gets to be funny. Yet it retains romance in it:raritystarry:)

1675255 Ahh, unless you read the others, forget I said anything:twilightsheepish::twilightsheepish::twilightsheepish:

And voyerisum is watching others getting busy. I'm not sure what it's called when you like being watched, except kinky!!!!

...unless you read the others...

*sigh*:ajsleepy:
Two more for the 700 strong read later list.:ajbemused:

That was so my cup of tea, Mr. Howitzer! Do it again! Please?

1674948 Have not read. Will not read. And maybe I'll do some involuntary immobility. But probably not, since they're both willing to do all of this stuff. Involuntary is a bit sketchy for what I want out of this story.

1675255 Catalyst is one of my protagonists. I'd suggest keeping up to date with my Nameless Romance Series if you want to avoid spoilers.

1675695 Classy is my middle name.

1675698 Well, you've got me beat for number of "read later"s.

1675960 I've already done it. I'll do something different next. Once I think of something sufficiently kinky, that is. Probably shower sex, although that's just regular sex in the shower.

1676204
:yay: Your using one out of my two suggestions!:yay:
Can you do public roof sex though?:fluttershysad:

Frighteningly enough, there are people with more "read later"'s than I do!:twilightoops:

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Im pretty sure there is a term for it but, for the life of me I can't think of it.

1676204 Same here. My mum has borrowed it off a friend. I read the synopsis on the back. I put it back down and went to kill aliens instead!!
As for them both being willing...what if they had discussed it, but were unsure as to who would be in what role?? And one just happens to surprise
the other??

Either way, I've read plenty of clop stories, but I think yours is the only one where I actually been slightly.....aroused. I'm not sure whether to be worried
or not....

1675698 Actually, I think you'll find there is five others in this series so far.....:twilightsheepish::twilightsheepish:
Oh, and being a "Exhibitionist" is when you like people watching you. I can't believe I just Googled that!!!

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