The Cutie Mark Crusaders test the urban legend of writing to Princess Celestia at 3am. Everything goes wrong.
May you find many wonderfully atrocious grammar errors, if there are any o.o.
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Thanks for the shitpost, I needed this.
(Snort)
Trollestia strikes again!
(No giggle, nor laugh. Only a shadow of a grin.)
April fools, or is it???
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NEVERNEVERNEVERNEVERNEVERNEVERNEVERNEVER
And thats why i love our sunbutt!
She may be ...problematic at times but i love her so
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NONONONONONONONNONONONONONON
Alpha layer is more annoying than spelling errors.
https://derpibooru.org/images/2692692
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*evil laughter intensifies*
https://youtu.be/mDnUPdob-bk?si=YJbPN2T0a9Q0GjAc
laughed so hard I gave myself a headache
Pegasi are so useful... built-in quills.
I said 'Princess Molestia' into a mirror 3 times... and things happened.
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Heheheh
I remember that one comic
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SCOOTABUSE IS NOT OKAY!
STOP BULLYING HEERRRRRRRRR
nah i love these scootajokes
Prancess Celest strikes again ! ! 1 1 !! !!
Glorious.
This was a fun little read. I particularly like the bickering between the three CMCs - you hit that PERFECT!
*Noms*
The fourth wall shall not survive after this.
A very good characterization of the CMC. If I could give you two likes for that, I would have. Instead, here's a gold star: 💫
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Did you try repeating the Equestrian National Anthem?
You know, how we saw on the Friendship is Witchcraft episode on cutie marks?
Class: ...phallic symbol... ...phallic symbol... ...phallic symbol...
Cheerilee: OK class, that's enough of the national anthem for today!
nom nom nom
How long did rainbow dash spend waiting behind the bookshelf with a pie just to make that joke?
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Yes.
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There are reasons Twilight took several seasons to learn proper flying technique.
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Yeah
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Heh... that halfway stems from early SecondLife avatars where texture for Mark wasn't flipped on opposite flank. Though for reason some had to be unflipped later... wrong letter look, left-handed scissors, etc., etc.
I love how the title of the chapter is like one of those videos where some guy goes
"WERE GONNA CALL ___________ AT 3AM!! YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT..."
I fricking hate those videos, it's so fake I'm surprised by the amount of money, views, likes, and subscribers they get. I guess anyone can fool an 8 year old nowadays.
This story was pretty funny and enjoyable, I would love to see one of Twilight, maybe stealing all her books at 3am? I can't really come up with a good one for Twilight, maybe sending her a letter just like Celestia? Something like that.
This story has been in the Featured box since at least last night, so I decided to check it out. It's pretty funny! Love the interaction between the CMC. Daybreaker is scariest princess.
I didn't catch any grammar errors, but I caught a typo:
Forgot.
I can't help but think that the window probably would've shattered on it own, anyway.
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It's a meme reference! Hehe
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You learn something new every day.
i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/146/123/9c4.jpg
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•Ahem•
bit.ly/3J8OUVy
I gave it a like, but didn’t entirely read it. I might do that tomorrow.
I enjoyed the idea, but I feel like Celestia took it a little to far in her approach especially since they're just filly's.
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PWONC
CMC shenaniganry meets Trollestia. A perfect combo, 10/10 lol
The CMC aren't gonna forget that anytime soon.
And to echo some of what was already said, the CMC's interaction was just *chef's kiss* perfect!
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But did you try saying it four times...?
11872468 I am neither foolish nor insane ENOUGH for such a thing!
I hear if you say "Sunset" three times into a mirror, a unicorn will come out of it and steal your hat!
Was hoping Apollo would appear :(
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That's funny. It took me a while, but I got it. Got me chortling over here
Rainbow let’s her scooter with the Wonderbolts?
My life story.
Yes.
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This comment section is just as cursed, don’t read it at 3:00 a.m
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Yep!
Poor Scoots, she forgor very hard lmao.
Nicely written once again, another good story to your growing list of sillies.
Keep it up!