Rob Haddington is worried. He can't get a straight answer out of his girlfriend as to her whereabouts, and his cousin Tom has been AWOL for a while now. Desperate and determined to get to the bottom of the mystery, he finds himself thrust into a whole different kettle of fish for which he is hopelessly underprepared.

This story was requested by Moonlight Blues, and written to mark Hearts and Hooves Day.