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anonpencil
Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!
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Wow, we're lucky that Anon was able to get out of that close shave.
This is the most me i think a 2nd person person's ever been.
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Same tho.
“Yes mistress.”
And it actually went somewhere... though... not as intended.
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I was going to say that it was one hell of a hairy situation.
I have to admire Rarity's cleaverness and ingenuity. Just going in and taking all Anons haircis just a bit intrusive and more than excessively creepy, fashion or no.
And now I'm thinking of Rarity as a dom and I'll never look at her the same again!
My preferred pleasant Spike-related dream is G1 Spike appearing and verbally ripping FiM Spike's head off for being the inferior one and severely wasting his potential/fucking up episode plots G1 Spike managed to do fairly well. but that's just me. ;)
pretty much my life in a nutshell.
Why, puns, why?
why did i read this? o-o;;
I find the similarities disturbing.
Still funny as hell.
I feel so unclean...
I think you meant "around" here; if not, please correct me!
*thread
Whilst reading, these three excerpts seemed especially amusing to me:
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This, 100%.
He probably ought to booby trap his house with a bear trap next time his hair is long enough to harvest.
You'd think that she would just settle for his major hair growing once a week or two. The rest of the body hair is not even the same quality or length, and the pubic hair would really be different.
Although, yes, it does make you wonder about Rarity as a Dom ...
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Never use fabric scissors to cut anything other than fabric.
Especially, using them to cut paper in front of a fabric worker can result in being beaten to death with a sewing machine.
He was playing with fire.
No wonder she was affronted :)
(For those unfamiliar with them, fabric scissors are high precision tools, and you will wreck them)
I should have known going in.
Just wait until Rarity discovers the magical wonderland of hair bezoars!
How dare you unrepress that comercial from my mind vault.
I almost died laughing... Jokes on Death, i was already at the hospital
Ah yes, the Atretochoana Eiselti. My favorite snake that isn't really a snake because it's an amphibian.
Really?
I'm dead
Lol random as described