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twi·light-ing
/ˈtwīˌlīt ing/
adjective
1.
Look, mister, if I catch you trying to add one single definition to this word, I'm going to give you such an angry glare! Go read the second line and quit! Pervert!
2.
a period or state of increased stress, signified by increased agitation and deserved concern over an admitted problem. And that's IT!
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Fairly sure she can hit that fountain from Canterlot, if she's miffed enough.
If you look in her closet, you may need to shift that timeframe a few days. Spandex, darling. And no capes.
(Look, it's not stalking, it's just that I hit refresh at just the right time of the night...)
You are my favorite author on this site and I will beat up anyone who says mean things about you. This story is GOLD.
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What if I have a humiliation kink?
Words fail me.
In a good way.
I'm sorry. I don't like this. I'm not entirely dure why. I often have this problem with your work. You're a good writer, but everything I've read of yours has rubbed me the wrong way.
Just don't ask Celestia, after a thousand years she probably has a private dictionary dedicated just to all the uses of her name.
this is golden, I couldn’t contain myself when I heard pinky’s reaction
So is being Lunaed some sort of competition with Celestia and how long do those poor stallions last.
Of course and some authors have had fun with it we've all seen Celestia's name used to a deity and a curse both
Send an ambulance
Have I mentioned lately how much these little turns of phrase add to your stories, Estee? Marvelous.
That's the job I want when *I* grow up, Mommy!
Since the NSFW rule, I'd say a "Twilight" was "performance anxiety"
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Celestia has answers from across multiple cultures. Don't ask what the definition is in Mazein.
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Oddly enough, the griffon definition has been the same for at least 600 years. "Eating someone until the sun rises" though the exact meaning of 'eating' has changed over the years.
I..can’t..breathe
but now I really want to know what being lunaed is
This was a lot more hurtful than I imagined it would be. I mean, that's kind of the point, the group can tell itself it's all harmless fun, but they're not the ones who are being dragged through the mud. That they're then too cowardly to own up is pretty pathetic.
So there I was, Applejacking away, when my partner suddenly pulled a Fluttershy. In retaliation, I tried to Rainbow her, but she then changed her mind and went all Pinkie Pie. I don't know where she got the tubas.
I guess I was better than I thought.
Author pulled a classic one. Best Discording I've read!
"When she showed up with the flamingoes and the castanets, I knew I was in for a Pinkie Pie night."
My RIBS. You got me reading Pinkie's part out loud too. Loudly. Good thing no one else is home.
Fluttershy was also perfect.
Though now I have to wonder, just what would have happened if Fleur had been here in this continuity?
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I've heard the theory, which I quite like, that Edna Mode is a (mostly) reformed Supervillain. Gagetteer of course, just like Syndrome.
The implications for Rarity are obvious.
It's at times like these that we are reminded that embodying one good trait doesn't mean that a pony won't necessarily have a boatload of bad traits to go with it.
At first I thought that last scene was an experiment to see if applejacking was achievable. Well played.
And good story!
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Consider that this appears to be a Continuum-setting piece, if unofficially.
Consider Snowflake, the unofficial element of Determination.
Applejacking may in fact be possible.
That's what I expected honestly
Yeah that makes sense
Totally see that
Something extremely weird and kinky
Yeah
Totally makes sense
Totally her
This is fucking hilarious and the meaning are fitting but I'd be pissed if someone used my name like this too.
Was this story at all inspired by the scene where Celestia found out she was a figure of speech? I mean, I can totally see that.
Call the doctor in case of an erection lasting more than 4 hours? Doctor, Hell, cut out the middleman and call the Pope -it's a miracle!
Mr. Waddlemeyer
"was now regretfully with the exact number"
"was now regretfully familiar with the exact number"?
"faster ground of group consultation"
"faster round of group consultation"?
Hah, nicely done. :D
...Though of course now you've left us wondering what exactly Lunaing is. :)
If this is what Bayleaf and Pinkie come up with as a thought experiment, her first time with her husband seems kind of tame. The poor guy could end up hospitalised if one of them was to suggest a threesome.
And here I thought that a Twilight was going to require consulting an anatomy textbook...
(Does doing Luna involve a multi-stage with gravitational-slingshot assist? Or is it because in her bedroom, no one can hear you scream?)
Congratulations. I enjoy seeing you tackle these more mature themes.
So what's Starlighting?
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Luring ponies in with sweet words, then giving a lackluster performance?
Also interchangeable with "pulling a Caramel"
With regards to Pinkie Pieing, my only question is whether a weather vane gets involved.
In any case, brilliant work all around. This could've just been an enjoyably dumb blog post, but you elevated it to heights of truly breathtaking silliness. (And let's face it, the sewing machine accident would just be an excuse.)
Going by the orange slices, I presume Lunaing is much like giving blood. You should only do it every few months at most.
And I can only imagine how Bayleaf will react to learning she missed all the fun. Perhaps she'll give the library a donation of the Urban Dictionary, Ponyville Edition.
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"Dear Penthorse,
I never thought this could happen to me..."
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I think both would prefer mindful pounding.
Supervillain Rarity... I kind of want to see that... In fact supervillains Mane 6 sound fun. Maybe Celestia could ask them to pretend to be supervillain so they could test countermeasures...
Or a magic item change the alignment of the wearer... or something.
Neat little story. Gave me a few good laugh.
Cue a sequel where Pinkie Pie tries to make a porn movie and half of the cast ends up in a hospital...
And now I'm reminded of one of my stories where some guy had sex with Luna and the effect looked like that scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark when the Germans open the Ark of Covenant...
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Ever since she became aware that she was an expression, she's been compiling it.
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Pre-S6 definition:
Both of you are only allowed to be, at best, as good as the other in bed. In the role each of you takes. If you're a hetero couple, this is especially "fun".
Ouch....
Part of me wants to laugh but a larger part of me is wincing for the girls and Spike.
I think that’s what I love most about this universe is how human/equine? they feel. Not sure I could leave the house for at least a mount if I was one of them.
Wow, never thought my title would win.
On another note I've seen stories racier than this get away with a Teen rating. You probably want to PM a Story Approver to be certain, but I am 90% sure you can lower the rating.
This was absolutely friggin' hilarious and made me lose it several times. Well done!
On specific commentaries, I think Rainbow's and Twilight's were specially mean. One thing is being offensive, the other is outright insulting the pony by saying they wouldn't care. Hell, if you consider that Rainbow is Loyalty that becomes a direct insult to Harmony itself.
I agree with others, the accident would just be an excuse. Spike would tag along, Rainbow would ask if Rarity had a costume for her too and the others would enjoy the free weekend
Hmm Rainbow "subtle" confused me. It's she just just THAT sexy when not aware of herself or what? Specially with the implication that she's flatter than a board - what, considering how athletic she seems to be, makes no sense. How the hell does one get strong legs without firm glutes?
I kinda imagine people coming up, after some time, with actually flattering ones, though. A Applejack would be being honest with your desires, to your partner and yourself. A Rainbow would be to always strive to get there together, and make it a well worth workout. A Pinkie would be to be there to bring joy and willingness to explore the wild side. A Rarity the treating your partner as the prince/ss they are and not accepting anything less. A Twilight to make the impossible possible in the most amazing ways. And a a Fluttershy... Well, I'm not sure, but it'd either be about being an unexpected Dom or always the quiet ones, I guess.
They got off easy compared to a certain former PA Senator and Presidential candidate.
All in all, it ended better than I feared... funny, a tad raunchy (loved Rainbow’s scene) and still oddly touching in the distress it caused them.
Incidentally, “Spiking” has been a verb long before that, and was in fact used with respect to Spike himself.
Spike and a bowl of punch, that is.
sobered
shop
That surpassed my expectations in every way. I laughed my arse off at some of these.. You know, most authors would hand-wave the definitions away or pass them off as a "noodle incident" (Google it if you're not sure what it means) but to actually write it takes serious chops. Fantastic job.
Only a few paragraphs in and I can already tell I'm going to enjoy this. Your style is witty, so far. Thanks!
"i'm going to Subtle your head off!"
http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20100604#.XRKsxuhKi70
and THAT made me think of a silly story called "Do...you?" where the changeling Pinkie told "do me" misunderstood...
Ah, the joy of stupid puns.
Glad I could contribute to naming this work of art.
That said, I really enjoyed this.
I feel like "Luna-ing" is almost a rite of passage for any stallion brave enough to step hoof in the dark abyss that is Luna's bedroom. Anyone that can last at least five minutes is sent an official award certificate and a voucher for medical bills from the Crown.
Ten. Seconds. (Flat!)
I ROFLed, Estee. Thanks!
Well...
...I think we were all just Estee'd
I don't normally like cringe comedy but that was hilarious.
And I love your line about supervillain Rarity.
I was right. This was funny, creative, and entirely plausible. And your characterization is top notch.
...It's a shame that a Fluttershy is what it is... But, at the same time, I can't deny that it's fitting. I wouldn't Fluttershy, especially not with Fluttershy, but I wouldn't blame her for it, either...
...Especially considering the contents of the earlier discussion...The real question is will Bon Bon still want Rainbow to pay for the window, or will she forgive to lessen the chance of lightning related arson?
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Agreed. The prose is just clunky and hard to read at times, with many sentences having obtuse structure that interrupts flow and understanding. The characters all seem very much "off", almost as if they've undergone some kind of character development that hasn't been shown, explored, or explained. Finally you get a sense that the town is less appreciative of the mane six and more disdainful of them.
All in all the humor isn't there, and everything just feels like an exercise in trying to see just how much embarrassment one can heap upon the mane six before it becomes sadistic. And it toes that line far too much.
So yeah, thumbs down from me too.
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Oh, indeed.