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I don't think anyone has ever even put those words together to form a question.
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Oh gods my sides this is HILARIOUS
Do we need to lock you two in a room or something?
If all Uber drivers were Changelings, they could send a Drone over?
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to do what? Pick him up or pick him up?
This reminds me of the 80s. For some reason. Maybe it’s
MeatSpearhead.... I'm really not sure what I expected. Though I am now tempted to write a story where Flash runs screaming from a horde of moth-winged lemurs chittering for his blood and/or dignity.
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I have to admit now I kinda want to write/read a fic wtih someone pushes him just a hair to far and they find out it's a very bad idea to do so.
This turned me on.
Uber does fly helicopters but only in cities and with helipads available. Mostly found in new York, Chicago, Detroit and japan
WHEW! Dayum, son!
That last part with Flash tho...
Fair point. I do tend to use AJ to be the "conservative"/"no-fun" voice in any story of this nature. Chalk it up to Southern stereotypes.
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I curious to see what you’ll write now.
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Oooohhhh...
Yeeeeaaahhhhh...
- Equestria Girls
- Random
- Slice of Life
Flash Sentry calls an Uber.9390531
It is the patient ones you have to avoid angering.
Earlier:
"Hey! Flash!" Soarin waved down the young man. "It's been a while, bud. Hey, I got something to ask ya."
Riffling his memory for a name, Flash thought he had a winner. "Sure, Soaring."
"Okay, don't take this the wrong way, but if you were out camping, with a bunch of other guys, and you woke up with a used condom in your ass, would you tell anyone?" Soarin cocked his head just enough to make it seem like he was legit, like he was making an invitation.
"What?!" Flash Sentry jumped back. "Fuck no, man, that's—"
"Great! Wanna come camping next weekend?" Soarin asked.
It took Flash Sentry nearly five seconds to work out it was a joke, though his resultant laugh was distinctly half-hearted. "Uh... ... ...?"
"Forget all that. Me and the buds are going camping, and we need an extra for the kayak. I've seen you working out, you'd totally have a blast!"
Earth is flat.
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"You didn't let me finish," Flash sentry said with a smirk, "The next morning, I would be gone. Along with ALL of the gear, AND kayaks. What couldn't be taken would be shredded."
Soarin looked Flash in the eye and saw that he was beyond serious, quite possibly contemplating how best to dispose of an... inconvenient... body.
P.S. I may have just skimmed your comment...
9398999 Heh, it's actually fairly old gag here (the "do you wanna go camping?" one, that is).
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Ah.
I had not come across this gag.
P.S. That last line is how most people saw me at my school. Except I could actually tell them how to do it.
Sodium Hydroxide, made from soaking hardwood ash in water. For a typical tub you might need 60-80 US gallons of ash. Soak the ash for 48 hours stirring every hour or two, strain the particulates, and boil down the resulting solution to increase the saturation. Careful of the fumes, don't use aluminium... Dear god that got dark. WHERE'S MY NANOBII- Rainbowroad?!
lmao good shit my dude
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lick his tears
Luna's cratered cheeks! I laughed so hard I lost consciousness! Geez, how long was I out?
... Ten minutes, okay ... Phew... Oh my head...
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Hm ... Yeees...
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...Should I be worried or interested?
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Depends, I suppose.