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I am so, so excited that this exists. I am pleased with what you have done. It is horrifying.
im so proud of our friends
I suspect the live eel is the premium package, then?
Oh dear, I first heard about this up at the horse trading fair. I wonder who they get to wrangle the Cave Eel for Torches Mother in law?
Loved it
I know this is subjective thing but ....
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/71323/looking-lively
Is this story different enough from the other to justify having them both?
I'm not particularly mad or anything, my jimmies are not rustled, I just tend to approach fanfiction with a SCP-wiki frame-of-reference (duplicate main ideas are discouraged)
Snrk, oh Anon, silly silly you.
I was just writing a comment on EQD than we need more Spa Ponies but clop doesn't count (just because I feel that Aloe and Lotus can carry a story themselves without the Sex tag).
This certainly covers the Spa Ponies requirement and as for the 'no clop'... well.... I'd never think to associate that ending with clop, so I guess you're safe there
My body is ready
Hilarious.
>Mature Rated Sex tag w/ spa twins
"Okay... okay... I like where this is going."
>TFW that twist ending
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>googles 'feaguing'
>goddamit.jpg
>remembers pipa toad incident
"Note to self: Do not google unknown words when AnonPencil is involved."
9089278
Horrifying wasn’t exactly what I was going for, but I’ll take it. The important thing is that many people learned a new word.
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9089334
Oh, yeah, you’ve got to pay extra for that.
Totally worth it, though.
9089385
The shady horse salesman’s version of putting sawdust in the transmission.
I don’t know, but I have an idea why the Quarry Eels are pissed off all the time.
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Thanks!
9089468
I suspect that the same thing could be said about any number of ship fics. How many Rarijack fics are there on the site, for example, and how different are they all?
I’ve never read that particular story, so I can’t say for sure how different this one is. I am glad I’m not the only one to have had the idea, though.
Honestly, how could you have that rule on a fan site? Publishing professionally, sure, but with something like 1.8 billion words of ponyfic across 120,000 stories on this site, there’s bound to be some that are similar, especially depending on how you specifically define a ‘main idea.’
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I don’t even feel bad. Anon deserves all the suffering he gets for being a bad protagonist.
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Totally agree. I actually bumped into a thread like that not overly long ago--I don’t think it was on EqD (although it might have been).
I suppose whether it’s clop or not depends on one’s fetishes; apparently some people enjoy spicing up their bedroom life, with . . . well, anyway, it’s not supposed to be clop.
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Are you sure?
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Thanks!
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You poor bastard. Also, never read my story The Mares of Diomedes.
Be very cautious googling things when you don’t know what they are.
Yes, this is a wise thing.
Going to bed soon, had time for a few more stories, did not regret choosing this.
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Thanks! I don’t regret writing it.
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Penis: "I take that as a challenge!"
Brain: "No dude! You always get us in trouble!"
9089833
You poor bastard.
Feaguing. That’s a phrase I haven’t heard for a while, that’s proper old english slang that is. Feaguing a screw, meaning when you want to sell a broken down old horse and want it to look zesty in front of the punters, so you shove some ginger root up its bum. Humans are an unusual bunch in what we think up aren’t we?
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That is such a British sentence.
Kind of makes you wonder what they tried that didn’t work. “Alright, cucumbers are off the table. Doesn’t do anything. What else have we got?”
Yeah, that's nice and all, but enquiring minds want to know wether Anon is going to go back and get the same treatment once he's had some time to reflect. I mean, when in Roam, etc etc
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I think it would depend on how long the perkiness lasted. My first cup of coffee was pretty terrible, but after a while I got used to it.
god i love you
you beautiful man
this is highly cursed
9089957
I heard it when reading a discworld book, in reference to 4 ox’s pushing a siege weapon, which they then proceeded to pull to shreds in the ensuing frenzy. It was also a favoured practical joke amongst Victorian children, they’d do it to random horses that people were riding in the streets. It was that era’s equivalent of buying a load of cheap combination bike locks from Halfords, then going down a street and locking people’s bikes up just before 5pm, then hiding somewhere nearby to watch the ensuing chaos.
Heh... that was, well.
9089278
So is your pleasure at the horror coming from a sense of sadism, of masochism, or both?
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They'd basically have to get them from Fluttershy, right? Does she know what she's providing them for? I mean, sure, she's willing to feed fish to the otters, but does she know where the eels go?
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Yes.
I knew what was coming the second I read the title, but it was satisfying none the less when it did...because it was just so ordinary.
Damn, Anon took it like a man – I thought he would be more like:
Tough bastard
Nice story 
Ha! Very fun. I'm so sorry I didn't manage to run into you at Bronycon (I did meet your typewriter, he was very nice), but glad the con stimulated delightful stories like this. :-)
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But that spring in your step tho.
9090249
Exactly!
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Oh, man, I’d never thought of doing it as a practical joke. Wow . . . that’s both diabolically evil and also brilliant.
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Glad you enjoyed!
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They all know where the eels go.
I suppose in some ways, it’s eel hell.
Maybe that’s where the bad eels go.
Or maybe Fluttershy doesn’t like eels.
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Just another day at the spa, really.
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There comes a point where all you can do is cringe. Although running out of the spa full-tilt was an ending I considered. Like Jason Statham in Crank.
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Thanks!
True fact, the entire scene with Aloe was written in Quills and Sofas, on that very typewriter.
I am really high rn so you were able to trick me into a false sense of security before I realized I read "for Anonpencil" and then a second later ginger butt happened.
Gr8 m8 I r8 8/8 but seriously it's a good quick fic.
Jeez, this comment section. Figging's really not as bad as everyone thinks it is. Just avoid contact with anyone's face (or unintended contact with any delicates) before washing the hands and you're golden.
My familiarity with the subject killed the comedy, so the story didn't do anything for me. Seems it's having quite the effect on the audience, though. Well done.