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Admiral Biscuit


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“Well, the problem with that is most of my spells are offensive..."

Why am I immediately reminded of Vaarsuvius, and the spell Bugsby's Expressive Single digit!

You . . . you cast spells with your dick.

Scanlan Shorthalt is that you? When did you switch classes and where is Pike?

Is that... a Witcher III reference?

And here I thought that Rincewind was the worst wizard in the multiverse. Not a bad prank but I feel that poor KitKat need a new adventuring partner.

“You . . . you cast spells with your dick.
I can't bring myself to be disappointed.

The Wizard giggled. “You’d have a vag of holding!”

:facehoof: O.m.f.g.
This was absolutely terrible, in a good way. I giggled more than once, so... well done? I guess.
Now go home Biscuit, you're drunk.

I'd say "Dammit, Biscuit", but it's too late for that. Far, far too late.

Tactical traffic cones are all the wizarding rage these days.

I can see why she wanted to heal the natural way last chapter

If there’s enough demand, I’ll publish a blog post.

I'm going to regret this in the morning, but sure, why not?

You know how there are stories that drop a piece of new information on you, forcing the reader to go back and revisit everything they've read up to that point and evaluate it in a new light?

This is perhaps the best example of that I've ever seen.

Edit: KitKat is a great name for a pony.

This is absolutely hilarious and I demand a full blown story with those two and their quests. And the inevitable unicorn hooker to give him, heh, magic fingers :rainbowlaugh:
(And possibly tongue :rainbowwild:)

Wait, does this means that magic is a topic human STD? Will that facial give KitKat magic face powers? Will this tempt her to get a human bukkake? :pinkiecrazy:

“Nevermind that—run!” She didn’t wait to see if he was coming; she took off at full gallop, five of the little bastards in hot pursuit.

:ajbemused:

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Agreed. They’re quite durable, too.

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Why am I immediately reminded of Vaarsuvius, and the spell Bugsby's Expressive Single digit!

Having not read Order of the Stick, I can’t say for sure; however, I expect that I know what Bugsby’s Expressive Single digit is, and I can say with confidence (as I’m sure you’ve now discovered) that The Wizard’s spells are more offensive.

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I can't bring myself to be disappointed.

You shouldn’t be. :heart:

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I'd say "Dammit, Biscuit", but it's too late for that. Far, far too late.

Yes, it is too late. This is a thing now. And this will be the new thing I’m doing for April Fool’s going forward. I’m not sorry.

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You’re very correct. She’d rather not deal with a laying on of hands or, you know, whatever.

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You know how there are stories that drop a piece of new information on you, forcing the reader to go back and revisit everything they've read up to that point and evaluate it in a new light?

This is perhaps the best example of that I've ever seen.

Thank you! :heart:

Edit: KitKat is a great name for a pony.

It is, isn’t it? It really sounds like something a pony might name their foal.

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Is that... a Witcher III reference?

It is not, or if it is, it’s unintentional. I don’t know what Witcher III is.

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And here I thought that Rincewind was the worst wizard in the multiverse.

To be fair to the Wizard, he’s effective if it’s hard.

Not a bad prank but I feel that poor KitKat need a new adventuring partner.

She kind of does, but at the same time can’t you feel the love blossoming between the two?

No?

Me neither.

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This was absolutely terrible, in a good way.

It’s a tag on Depribooru. Um, I’ve heard.

I giggled more than once, so... well done? I guess.

Thanks!

Now go home Biscuit, you're drunk.

Darn right I was. Luckily, I was at home, writing horsewords for all of y’all. :heart:

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I'm going to regret this in the morning, but sure, why not?

Very well, stand by for incoming transmission (shortly-ish)

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This is absolutely hilarious and I demand a full blown story with those two and their quests.

Thank you! And it will be a continuing series, since I’ve put the Derpy Accidentally a Portal Gun series to bed. Unfortunately, only on April Fool’s Day, but hey, stories like these are totally worth the wait.

And the inevitable unicorn hooker to give him, heh, magic fingers :rainbowlaugh:
(And possibly tongue :rainbowwild:)

It could go that route, but I think that he got magic once and probably won’t get it again. Where’s the fun in just being able to point and click?

Wait, does this means that magic is a topic human STD? Will that facial give KitKat magic face powers? Will this tempt her to get a human bukkake? :pinkiecrazy:

You know, I hadn’t really thought about that overly much. I doubt that KitKat or her face will get any magical human powers, although thinking of that, I could have her gain trichromatic vision (IRL equines have dichromatic, which basically means they’re red/green colorblind).

I don’t think she’ll ever want to go for human bukkake. Once was enough for her.

That was most definitely a thing. :rainbowhuh: I'm morbidly intrigued to see what you might have to say about this in a blog post.

Also, great use of that wizard G1 Applejack killed in the cover image.

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Video game. There's a place in The Wotcher III named the Whitetail Woods.

I think this guy has magic drinking powers. A firkin is like eleven gallons of beer.

And now I'm even tempted to create a D&D spellcaster class with spell "loads" instead of "slots".:rainbowlaugh:
I'm sick, I know.
Also, just remembered this video

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I didn't know you where a fan! Or was it that both characters had something similar?

Oh. My. God.

Brilliant!

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Well, he’s a wizard. Everybody knows that they drink like champs.

And she’s an Earth pony, and I have reason to believe Earth ponies can hold their liquor, too.

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Thank you!

Also, your avatar really makes the comment, y’know?

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That was most definitely a thing.

In the immortal words of Grand Poo Bear (paraphrased), this is a thing that exists.

:rainbowhuh: I'm morbidly intrigued to see what you might have to say about this in a blog post.

Fear not, by popular demand there is a blog post. Which I really ought to link.

Also, great use of that wizard G1 Applejack killed in the cover image.

That wizard really had it coming.

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Also there’s the same place in MLP, so that means that the two stories take place in the same ‘verse!

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And now I'm even tempted to create a D&D spellcaster class with spell "loads" instead of "slots".:rainbowlaugh:
I'm sick, I know.

No, no, you need to do that.

Also, just remembered this video

:rainbowlaugh:
“dah, that’s your wrinkled d:yay:k again.”

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I’d never heard of it before. so I did me a bit of googling, and came up with this image:
pm1.narvii.com/6739/591f9e3dd6bc238e0a4a44d48edd89ea5ca44a38v2_hq.jpg

While I have no idea how closely that tracks with the source material, I couldn’t help but note that it’s spot-on, you know?

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That is some good cosplay. That is pretty spot on. That show is set to have an animated series premiering in the fall of 2020.

As he tucked his wand back into her robe, he looked

Wizard changed his gender for a moment.
Cant look away from them for a second can you?

Heh, he could get a traffic cone but not a wizard hat? 😆

All he needs is some performance enhancers... Wait, quest?

Well she asked for adventure. What's there to complain about?

Oof yeah, not so good to have that venom

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Well, maybe he could have robbed the Starswirl the Bearded museum and gotten one that way...

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All he needs is some performance enhancers...

Oh, he gets those. :derpytongue2:

Wait, quest?

Whenever there’s a wizard, there’s bound to be a quest. That’s an actual fact.

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Well she asked for adventure. What's there to complain about?

KitKat was expecting an adventure with a proper wizard, not one who uses his pocket rocket to cast spells.

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But, it is performance enhancing. Since ponies don’t have Viagra, the spider was the next best thing.

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