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“Well, the problem with that is most of my spells are offensive..."
Why am I immediately reminded of Vaarsuvius, and the spell Bugsby's Expressive Single digit!
Scanlan Shorthalt is that you? When did you switch classes and where is Pike?
Is that... a Witcher III reference?
And here I thought that Rincewind was the worst wizard in the multiverse. Not a bad prank but I feel that poor KitKat need a new adventuring partner.
“You . . . you cast spells with your dick.
I can't bring myself to be disappointed.
This was absolutely terrible, in a good way. I giggled more than once, so... well done? I guess.
Now go home Biscuit, you're drunk.
I'd say "Dammit, Biscuit", but it's too late for that. Far, far too late.
Tactical traffic cones are all the wizarding rage these days.
I can see why she wanted to heal the natural way last chapter
I'm going to regret this in the morning, but sure, why not?
You know how there are stories that drop a piece of new information on you, forcing the reader to go back and revisit everything they've read up to that point and evaluate it in a new light?
This is perhaps the best example of that I've ever seen.
Edit: KitKat is a great name for a pony.
This is absolutely hilarious and I demand a full blown story with those two and their quests. And the inevitable unicorn hooker to give him, heh, magic fingers
)
(And possibly tongue
Wait, does this means that magic is a topic human STD? Will that facial give KitKat magic face powers? Will this tempt her to get a human bukkake?
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Agreed. They’re quite durable, too.
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Having not read Order of the Stick, I can’t say for sure; however, I expect that I know what Bugsby’s Expressive Single digit is, and I can say with confidence (as I’m sure you’ve now discovered) that The Wizard’s spells are more offensive.
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You shouldn’t be.
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Yes, it is too late. This is a thing now. And this will be the new thing I’m doing for April Fool’s going forward. I’m not sorry.
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You’re very correct. She’d rather not deal with a laying on of hands or, you know, whatever.
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Thank you!
It is, isn’t it? It really sounds like something a pony might name their foal.
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It is not, or if it is, it’s unintentional. I don’t know what Witcher III is.
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To be fair to the Wizard, he’s effective if it’s hard.
She kind of does, but at the same time can’t you feel the love blossoming between the two?
No?
Me neither.
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It’s a tag on Depribooru. Um, I’ve heard.
Thanks!
Darn right I was. Luckily, I was at home, writing horsewords for all of y’all.
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Very well, stand by for incoming transmission (shortly-ish)
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Thank you! And it will be a continuing series, since I’ve put the Derpy Accidentally a Portal Gun series to bed. Unfortunately, only on April Fool’s Day, but hey, stories like these are totally worth the wait.
It could go that route, but I think that he got magic once and probably won’t get it again. Where’s the fun in just being able to point and click?
You know, I hadn’t really thought about that overly much. I doubt that KitKat or her face will get any magical human powers, although thinking of that, I could have her gain trichromatic vision (IRL equines have dichromatic, which basically means they’re red/green colorblind).
I don’t think she’ll ever want to go for human bukkake. Once was enough for her.
That was most definitely a thing.
I'm morbidly intrigued to see what you might have to say about this in a blog post.
Also, great use of that wizard G1 Applejack killed in the cover image.
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Video game. There's a place in The Wotcher III named the Whitetail Woods.
I think this guy has magic drinking powers. A firkin is like eleven gallons of beer.
And now I'm even tempted to create a D&D spellcaster class with spell "loads" instead of "slots".
I'm sick, I know.
Also, just remembered this video
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I didn't know you where a fan! Or was it that both characters had something similar?
Oh. My. God.
Brilliant!
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Well, he’s a wizard. Everybody knows that they drink like champs.
And she’s an Earth pony, and I have reason to believe Earth ponies can hold their liquor, too.
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I know, right?
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Thank you!
Also, your avatar really makes the comment, y’know?
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In the immortal words of Grand Poo Bear (paraphrased), this is a thing that exists.
Fear not, by popular demand there is a blog post. Which I really ought to link.
That wizard really had it coming.
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Also there’s the same place in MLP, so that means that the two stories take place in the same ‘verse!
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No, no, you need to do that.
“dah, that’s your wrinkled d
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I’d never heard of it before. so I did me a bit of googling, and came up with this image:
pm1.narvii.com/6739/591f9e3dd6bc238e0a4a44d48edd89ea5ca44a38v2_hq.jpg
While I have no idea how closely that tracks with the source material, I couldn’t help but note that it’s spot-on, you know?
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That is some good cosplay. That is pretty spot on. That show is set to have an animated series premiering in the fall of 2020.
Wizard changed his gender for a moment.
Cant look away from them for a second can you?
Heh, he could get a traffic cone but not a wizard hat? 😆
All he needs is some performance enhancers... Wait, quest?
Well she asked for adventure. What's there to complain about?
Oof yeah, not so good to have that venom
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Well, maybe he could have robbed the Starswirl the Bearded museum and gotten one that way...
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Oh, he gets those.
Whenever there’s a wizard, there’s bound to be a quest. That’s an actual fact.
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KitKat was expecting an adventure with a proper wizard, not one who uses his pocket rocket to cast spells.
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But, it is performance enhancing. Since ponies don’t have Viagra, the spider was the next best thing.