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Why do I do the things I do? BECAUSE I CAN.


The Meta, a murderous creature , the scourge of The Reds and Blues, and the ultimate amalgamation of man and machine, has died. Dragged off a cliff and drowning in the icy ocean below, what a dishonorable way to be killed. If he was going to die, he wanted to die in fair combat, by the hands of one who earned it. Not by three cowardly, tricky red soldiers and a wrecked Jeep.

But instead of giving into the cold embrace of the afterlife, he fought tooth-and-nail against Death itself.

He soon gains a second chance at life, though in an entirely new branch of reality.

So, here he is, in Equestria.


Red vs Blue crossover with My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Gore tag added just in case. I mean, the guy carries around a four-foot Knifel, what did you expect?

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Comments ( 26 )

Very well done so far mate!. Being a a large rvb fan myself, I've got to five you props for your depiction of the meta. Keep it up!

Jaja, thx mate

Hmm, interesting. I hope this goes very well for you, it's a very nice concept.

Gracì señor.

I will like to see how it goes.

We have enough reasons to fight we don't need another one.

Fluttershy fainted from the stress of waiting and the sudden climax. (The second kind, not the first one perverts.)

:trollestia: you know us so well

Any story with the meta in it is good but this looks like it will be great. Also nice death v meta fight.

Before I read:

the guy carries around a four-foot Knifel

You mean the Grif-shot?

Maine is badass! Please Tell Me he's going to kick shinning armours ass!

No promises.

Now I want someone to try something. 😁

Oh dear God, a southern accent. That brings back memories... and rage...

In another life, Grif and Maine could've been friends... Hell, they even shared the same weapon!

If Fluttershy is upset hearing about his "shrug off" injuries, imagine how traumatized about his near fatal ones, like getting shot in the throat several times.
Also I think that Maine is such a an unstoppable badass, that you should have it when they're leaving the Everfree, every creature(including timber wolves) they run into immediately runs away scared for its life, after seeing Maine. Because predators will never attack a prey if they know they can't kill it.

I like it! Thanks for the idea I am going to shamelessly steal and put my own spin on it that narrowly avoids copyright!

Glad I could help:scootangel:

You have my attention good sir or ma'am.

Yeah! Flip Death off! He deserves it!

i held off on favoriting this only because i need to know that it will continue before i do.

I plan to. With school and junk there might be pauses in updates, but I intend to complete the story.

good. expect me to comment regularly

Maine is so badass he just become my hero!

I WOULD say "I thought he was dead", but that's become as cliche as "don't look down".

its sad that I know the only thing that could take him down is another spartan.
so, uh, what life problems will he face?
being trained in the art of combat he sure don't know how to do taxes'n'shit...
A.I. forgot bout that.
speaking of A.I., rampancy, will it be a thing? I hope not. I don't want to see him go through what Cortana did.

i don't remember maine being as talkative even before the high way

“Wow, you lot are awful at acting. Honestly, I think a rock could act better than you... err, no offense Pinkie.”

... Oh god, not him too! If I had a pound for every time Hazbro used that line, I could get a Macdonalds!

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