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Samey90
I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".
Samey90
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Loved the puns
I now know things I never needed to but at least I learned them in a very funny way.
I liked it... Very comedic ^^
Goes on a BIT Too long, But still funny.
That was ...admittedly awesome!!
Now I want you to write a multi-chapter based on this! (hopefully with backstory!)
Now, I know what to do to cover my trail.
Gore...Comedy...Dark! Well gore yes, comedy most definitely, not sure what was so dark about it though, maybe I'm too desensitised.
Zippoorwhill can attest to this.
hehehe... 'seesaw'.
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Was it ever any doubt?
This is the most glorious thing in existence!
Tavy is right, the competition can be quite..... KILLER!
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Yeah, but the prize is to die for.
Octavia is a murderer... And will we ever find out who whacked the pimp?
7197749 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Newest Yandere Simulator Easter egg. Treble Mode. Press what ever key that's not on the debug menu.
No Vinyl. You had such a great orgasm that you passed out from the sheer awesomeness of it... It's happened to my older sis.....
I have a piece of land that has my tombstone on it with that little quote thingy on it too.... When I found out I said "That's fucking creepy and I'm not dying for another 100 years."
Yup. Yandere Simulator's new Easter egg again, now with Royal Canterlot Orchestra Senpai!
Samey, do you play Yandere Simulator?
7197927 Watching the news is darker than this what with ISIS beheading hostages & people blowing themselves up for Allah. Like I said I'm desensitised now thanks to modern times.
Uh.... That was nice. I liked it.
Funniest thing I've read tonight.
I kind of figured out the twist from how both of them handled the situation, but this was still hilarious.
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It was Fluttershy. I'll leave it to your imagination how and why.
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No. Should I?
What? I mean, I can see this happening, but how?
Nice. My grandparents only have a place bought in advance, but so far they got no tombstones.
7200885 It's this game where you are a girl and you have a Senpai and then you kill your rivals.
And all my sister told me was to blame the Mexicans....
This was disturbingly hilarious and hilariously disturbing.
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Sounds like my kind of game. Also, Mexicans? Interesting...
A good friend will help you move a couch. A good roommate will help you move a body, so long as the carpet is on the line.
Brilliant work as always
Thumbs up but alcohol won't remove blood traces. Hydrogen peroxide does a good job though.
What? I hunt.
Don't look at me like that.
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In the lab, we were simply washing the blood with some detergent first and then disinfect the tables with alcohol. But we didn't have to worry about someone finding the traces (except maybe PETA, but they didn't pay us a visit).
Also, I may be skewed by my current job because my first thought about hydrogen peroxide is "teeth whitening products that may destroy teeth if used wrong".
Everything they said was either so sarcastic or so stupid and I loved it
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As for Octavia's skill, you may want to look for other wannabe cellists...
Yes you do.
Why you shooting gay ponies?
This ain't Pony Texas.
...Well you're no fun.
Was Grandpa named Willie Neighson?
You heard him Zeus, let them have it.
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Octavia just heard what happened to poor Blossomforth...