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Samey90
I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".
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*Casually looking through feed.*Hm, what's this? A new story by Samey90?
*Clicks link.* Oh hey, it's that Sassy Saddles fic he mentioned in his blog post a little while ago. Now I normally don't read clop, but seeing how it's only a thousand words, I might as well see what it's about.
O__O... Well then... the tags did give a warning about this... Bu I still don't-.
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♪If you like it then you should have stuck a pin in it♫
So, I saw the latest MLP episode only yesterday and now there's already a fanfic on it - a clopfic none the less.
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Yeah I already was like "oh, spoilered tags" *mouse over* "eeeenope"
Though your spoilered quote helped reinforce that decision.
No downvotes from me, just not my thing.
Why was I sure someone would do it (I'm even surprised there is nothing like that on derpibooru yet), and I'm not surprised you did it ?
I learned a new word today...
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Which one?
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Fun fact: when Bootsy asked me what was my goal in terms of audience reaction, I said, "fan disservice". Mission accomplished, I guess
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Well, Sassy apparently likes her private bits. And Coco.
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This fandom is fast. Like, the first porn of that fat mare appeared a few hours after the episode. Even faster than porn of Sassy...
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Yeah. Somehow there are no grimdark pics of Sassy at all. Also, at first I wanted to write about Rarity slowly murdering Sassy with pins, but then settled on a more lighthearted idea. Then, the lighthearted idea underwent three rewrites and stopped being lighthearted.
When I saw Sassy and her needles, I wanted to see her masturbate with them.
And now I want to see Sassy with Coco.
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I actually brainstormed a few ways where it could go. Some of them involved Coco being into asphyxiation.
6430475 Hematolagnia. Was not surprised such a thing existed, I just didn't know what it meant.
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Fanfiction: enhancing your vocabulary since the 1960s
Poor Sassy.
Can never trust the rating on darker stories like this because people always downvote shit if it doesn't appeal to them. This story is actually really well done and I quite enjoyed it.
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Yeah. Frankly, I was kinda expecting such rating but wrote the story anyway, since I hardly care about popularity.
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Though, on the other hand it makes the scientist in me wonder how different kinds of dark stuff trigger the readers. From the ratings of my stories, I can't help but notice that graphic, on-screen foalcon rape, prostitution, and murder are worth 3 downvotes, implied foalcon and murder give 7, experiments on foals give 6. Flash Sentry equals 51, even though the story features Sunset Shimmer beating him with a baseball bat. Of course it's not a representative sample, due to the stories' varied length and popularity, but it provides some idea about an average reader.
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I fixed it.
Thanks