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Samey90


I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

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Kettle Corn and Skeedaddle spend some quality time drawing circles and summoning immortal beings.

Preread by Bootsy Slickmane

Russian translation by repitter:
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Chapters (1)
Comments ( 14 )

So remember kids! Always practice drawing your circles :pinkiecrazy:

Never draw a square :pinkiesick:

...What the hell do you smoke to come up with this stuff, Samey?

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Nothing. That's the strangest part...

Draws triangle, summons Bill Cipher.

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That'd be the end of the world as we know it...

Funny. Just one thing:
She did draw a full circle,
Back in Marks and Rec.

Jam on the table,
She drew a perfect circle,
But nobody came.

I'm not complaining.
Just thought I should point that out.
This story was great!

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The lines touch in this one, but they're not quite aligned.

“As Satan, I must be deceitful,” Satan replied. “Although I’m also honest, so read the fine print before making a deal with me. If you want gain without pain–”

Kettle Corn nodded. “Guess that’d be a hell to pay…”

Satan frowned, sending a wave of sparks around. “The lowest pits of Tartarus are for the people who make bad puns!” he roared.

Oh come on, that was a good pun to me:rainbowlaugh:!!!

Very cute, simple, and funny:twilightsmile:.

“This again?” Lyra put the newspaper down, staring at Satan with the most unamused expression that ever was. She sighed and shook her head, grabbing her lyre. “Bonnie! Could you come here for a minute?”

I just want to know why Lyra’s so unamused.

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I guess it's because this keeps happening.

A ridiculous delight, which had been on my Read Later for a criminally long time.

And then Lyra and Bon Bon challenged Satan to a rock-off, and sent him back to whence he came.

I think they made a movie about it. With Rave Growl as Satan.

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Afterwards he started to play fiddle and moved to Georgia.

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