After a stressful week at the boutique, Rarity decides to unwind at a local drinking establishment. Things quickly get out of hand.
"A gripping tale of mystery and intrigue!" - No one ever
"Love, laughter, tears. This story has it all!" - Don't quote me on that
"One of the seminal works of our generation. Truly a masterpiece." - Voice in my head
"You're adopted." - My mother
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*And it seems that there's already a reading by CaptainBron3y. Find it here. Thanks for the quick work, Cap!
*Another one by Stars of Night/Night Star.
*Seattle's Angels reviewed it. 
(Awesome group, definitely worth checking out!)
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Inspired by otakuap's piece "Argument," used here with permission.
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((I'm so sorry.))
Chapters (1)
This was...different. But entertaining all the same.
I think I might actually prefer Rarity drunk....
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"Hey!" "Hey apple!"......sorry I had to
6411689 Glad you enjoyed it!
6411781 Shouldn't she though?
I'll ponder the comma, not sure either way. Thanks!
6411785 Don't we all? :P
6411804 I feel another story idea coming on! "Rarity Gets Drunk and Eats Spike." Heh.
6412116 Boo. Go to your corner.
6412264 Yes. Yes we do.
6412264 Spike's on it !img05.deviantart.net/fc3e/i/2015/248/d/c/fin_by_hillbe-d98jwoz.jpg
Short, Silly, and Sweet. I give you a triple S rank and a like! Keep up the pleasant humor.
6412264 Sorry
............do you want a cookie?
6412411 only joking, ya bloke! :P
6412315 How kind! Thanks! I don't often get ideas, but I tend to run with then when I do.
Could be sillier
The next morning, Rarity woke up to find a pineapple on her bedstand...
I chuckled!
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"Shawn, I am NOT going to prank a freaking unicorn! How the hell did we even get here?!!?"
"C'mon Gus! Live a little! Look, she looks like a pile of marshmallows, don't you just want to give her a fruity compliment?"
"What I want, is to go home. I have a job I have to go to in the morning, unlike you."
"Oh c'moooooooon son. Unicorns! Pega...sususises. Peggys."
"The correct plural of pegasus is pegasi, Shawn. Just figure out how the heck we got here, and how you're going to get us back."
"I like Peggys better. There, a pineapple. The perfect compliment to her marshmallow coat!"
"Wonderful. Can we go now?"
6412866 I'll try harder next time. :P
6413554 I had a friend who did that. You're both strange and depraved!
6414006 Then I'm happy! :D
6414512 Actually, that was a HIMYM reference, not Psych.
Awww
It's official: tipsy Rarity is simply adorable 
This was better than I initially expected. Kudos!
Drunk Rarity is absolutely, adorably silly.
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I always eat apples' cores! 
But the core is quite gross. 
6413554 Ikr?!
~Dashie14~
6419664 Isn't she?
Rarity is a little tricky to write, but undeniably fun.
6420294 Glad I exceed your expectations! I wasn't sure what to make of it, but had to get the idea out of my head regardless.
Love your avatar, btw.
Why do you seem so familiar?
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Sometimes the best ideas are the ones we can't make sense of ourselves, eh?
And thank you!
There's a small chance you've seen me comment on something else that you read. I guess that's the only way? I'm not around group threads much.
6449961 True!
I don't hang out in groups either. Wasn't sure if we'd had a conversation before, or something else that I'd forgotten! Maybe I saw your name in an editor's list or something. Who knows.
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It's most likely that. I like to think I remember the people I have conversations with
If the group was Editors R Us, then you've seen me!
You get a like without me having to read it because of the quote
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Pretty much sums up the tone of the story. =P
Drunk ponies are indeed, best ponies. this is a beautiful little idea and you should be proud.
7224750 Thanks! It's always nice to hear from people that enjoy my silly ideas. :P
This is adorable and hilarious. I'm very glad that the Angels told me about it. Thank you for it.
The best part of these gags are the inanimate object being described doing absolutely nothing in different ways as the character interperates the silence/stillness/slouching/passivity in various ways they imagine to be meaningful. The stoic silence of the apple, it bobbing sympathetically, etc.
It would have been better to have more of that sort of thing, but this was still amusing.
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Glad you guys enjoyed the story! I certainly had fun writing it. :P
I was surprised to check fimfic and find a bunch of notifications waiting. How did you hear about it?
Reading this just because of your hysterical "quotes" I think we ahve the same sense of humor.
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Seattle's Angels featured the story.
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Thanks for the link! I'll have to check that group out. Seems like a great idea, spotlighting the hidden gems. :)
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Oh, I spotted an error. You misspelled Applejack's name at one point.
I mean, for shame. That's just so flagrant. Who beta 'd this for you? Fire 'em.
Cute~
Man I love drunk ponies
When they're being funny anyway, not so much when things take a heel-face turn down dark without so much as a warning from tags, which happens for some reason in drunk-pony fics with disturbing frequency
But this one was just straight up good fun! Maybe Jack can help Rarity reconcile with Tom.
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You were referencing this guy with the Colton John thing, right?
Just goes to show, even the best of us need to get drunk and silly now and then.
Very nice, entertaining story
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Goodness, how could I have missed that?
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Actually I was trying to reference Elton John, but that also works.
7358632 Sorry, I forgot to put some sort of emoticon to denote that I was joking with my question. I found it to be a decent read, and I'll probably check some of your other works out in the future.
7364930 Oops! My mistake. :P
Glad you enjoyed it. I don't write very often, but occasionally I get ideas that I want to put on paper.
7370626 this was a fun one. thank you!
welp, you got my follow!
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