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A Hoof-ful of Dust


You can't see the forest...

Comments ( 35 )

This was an entertaining short story.

At best this story should be rated as teen rather than mature, since nothing dirty really happened. It was all done pretty tastefully, and with a fair dash of humor.

I laughed at the cover pic.

This doesn't need the mature or sex tags... at most it should be marked as "teen".

~Crystalline Electrostatic~
21:49_8/17/2015

Hilarious.
I demand a sequel.

A very cute little story. I do like how you handled everyone and their reactions to being topless. :yay:

This was wonderfully written, creative, and I really liked it.

What is shoved up 8 people's asses? There is nothing to hate about this story... some people just hate.

6331275 Haters gonna hate i guess

Free the boobies!

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That's what I thought too, but I was told to bump it to Mature. idk, as far as being dirty goes, it'd be difficult to get more innocent.

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Lack of a six-way teenage lesbian orgy while Big Mac watches, I'm going to guess.

Setting aside the funny; but seriously however, if males can be topless, so should females. Still, stay classy:

Around here, we have so many classless men wearing only shorts on hot days going to family-restaurants, that the family-restaurants started displaying signs saying "No shoes, no shirts, no service.". Shirtlessness is good for public parks and beaches —— not just nude beaches and parks but parks and beaches for families too because one is not nude unless one is bottomless —— but not fine dining.

¡Stay cool but stay classy too!

Very fun read, has potential for a sequel (hanging around the house with no underwear/naked is always fun), unless you have something planned, or don't, you're the boss. thumbs up :twilightsmile:

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Must've been the fondling aspect that made some uneasy.

Excellent story! :twilightsmile:

Alright. Got me. I laughed.

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Probably the whole idea of boobs in the first place. The whole law's only been around for 100-200 years in the English-speaking world AFAIK, and it probably came from some religious sect or something. It and pink are so ingrained in culture I think it's starting to become genetic.

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I thought I remembered a bunch of nudist-themed stuff that was Teen a while back, but the specific stories I was thinking of were Mature. There was also a couple of of Teen-rated stories in the Also Liked, and looking at those, I can see the difference: the level of description was pretty much capped at "and then they took off their clothes", which is maybe a little tamer than talking about the colour of Rainbow Dash's nipples. So I get where the line is, even if my dirty bohemian European sensibilities think it should be lower.

Boobs, man. They scary.

"Yay boobies!"

Truly, a statement for the ages. Great story!

"Not if you keep your distance," Pinkie cryptically added.

Best line ever!

tastefully written and entertaining to boot. take my upvote :moustache:

6330550 here here, maybe with them fully nude while practicing, oh the jokes that could be made

6362526 Yes...I think it's be just brilliant.

Here in scenic Ontario, Canada, it's perfectly legal for either sex to go about topless in public. It's also freezing cold half the year, so YMMV. :rainbowlaugh:

Big Mac was like "my boob sense is tingling" and got home fast. also I can easily imagine seeing family naked at the farm might be normal. They can't all use the shower one after another and it must get reeeaaaally hot during the summer while working on a farm all damn day XD. Big Mac must be allergic to shirts by now XD

:rainbowlaugh: "--I guess that was up with shirts." Sunset being all "I don't get it" about everything is a great bit of continuity. Everything Rarity is awesome.
Fun stuff, though I wouldn't call it 'sex' it suggests there could be an equally fun sequel!

I try to find stories like this, with eroticism based around nudity as opposed to sex. God damn, is it hard to find, but this is perhaps the best I've read thus far.

Why do I keep reading these? All it does is remind me that real life is awful. Especially for us...shall we say, computer-centric types.
Also, will NOPONY make HD animations of ANY of these? EVER? Just think...
*dirty mind intensifies*

Joe Cocker's "You Can Leave Your Hat On" deserves a place on any "songs to take your clothes off to" mixtape.

Striptease by Hawksley Workman is another good one n_n

Is it just me or did Applejack seem a little too... concerned... about her friends' chests? :ajsmug:

Also, it stands to reason Sunset would be comfortable with nudity. Ponies don't usually wear clothes, after all!

God save the Queen

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