• Member Since 24th Jun, 2015
  • offline last seen Dec 9th, 2023


I'm here to edit stories and seduce ladies... and I'm all out of stories to edit.


I'm willing to do some basic proofreading just about whenever. I mostly catch things like homophones (using the incorrect to/too/two, vial/vile, etc), continuity, fundamental grammar - pretty casual. I can also spell-check.
I can nitpick connotations and synonyms 'til sunrise, but I don't have to.

Not so good with specific regional dialects, sometimes sayings/expressions or slang catch me off-guard.

I'll try my best with anything, but don't be upset if I can't sort through a monumental mess.
Sex is good fine, I'll even throw in my two-cents on anatomy if applicable. Same for gore.
I know less than minimal amounts about children or infants though, so lying to me is acceptable.

Yeah, so message me or something.

Since I don't have many stories, for your convenience


THAT ONE PONY at the end of Canterlot Boutique · 2:28am Sep 15th, 2015

We know who I'm talking about.

I've decided she's Diamond Tiara's mother. Because she is her cutie mark, and DT learned self-centered behavior somewhere right?

Until I'm proven wrong, this is a hilarious idea for me.

EDIT: what were the odds of that? already debunked ^__^"
it's okay though, now she's DT's obnoxious aunt

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