Jul
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So, Apparently I Blog Now. · 8:22pm Jul 11th, 2015
So, I needed a way to communicate with you (the readers/critics/haters/fans of Sunset Shimmer). Nopony ever reads my homepage, and I'd rather stay on topic if I'm going to comment on my own stories, so I figured this is the next best thing.
Let's jump straight into business. Three matters of it, in fact.
One: You might be asking: "Vocal Chord, why are you so slow to post stuff? Don't you enjoy writing?"
Answer: Writing is bucking hard. Deal with it.
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Well, I'm back. First comment in...has it been a year? Three months? Time is not my friend.
Anyway: Maho Girls 2. Yeah.
...that's all I had to say.
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Unfortunately, it seems I'm kind of in a huge rut.
I just don't have any ideas.
Like, at all.
Any suggestions would be nice.
I'll even do prompts and stuff.
Suffering from writer's block is not fun.
1763548 it's not that people want to read sad/depressing fiction works. It's just that, for the more part, writers on this site are better at writing sad/depressing fiction works than they are at writing light-hearted comedy, for who knows what reason.
ATTENTION
Help me, readers of my user page. You're my only hope.
I've been scrolling through the list of top-rated fictions on here, and I've come across something I find deeply disturbing.
The number of high-rated sad and/or depressing fictions completely obliterates the number of high-rated comedy and/or light-hearted fictions.
Apparently, you guys are only happy if you've got something to cry yourselves to sleep after reading.
So, I'm just going to completely sell out here.
If you've read any of my stuff, you'll know that I cannot to save my life (or anypony else's life) properly convey emotions.
(Probably because, due to reasons, I have prohibited myself from feeling them in public for the sake of convenience.)
Which means that, if I ever want to write something that you guys will like (in your own depressing way), I need such a boost that you might as well pump an oil tanker of Red Bull into my brain.
Basically:
Tell me how to write something all feels-filled!
Just a detailed bulleted list will do; I don't have time to read a three-hundred-page essay about how to write emotions properly.
As long as you guys give me a good overview of what and what not to do, I can fill in the gaps.
I'm begging you. People seem to prefer sad, cry-inducing fictions to light-hearted ones, and apparently the sole purpose of the writer is to write what the public wants to read.
At least, that's the only reason I can come up with for the Twilight saga not being banned and flagged as a federal offense.
So, once again:
How do I write something you guys will want to read?
Please tell me.
Just...please.
I'm seriously freaking out right now!
HEEEELPPPPPP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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