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Vocal Chord


Salutations, Equestria! Vocal Chord here. "Write a short bio!" they said. "You'll know what to put in it!" they said. Hopefully this covers it: I write stuff. The end. There isn't much else to say...

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(Written for fun, not for likes.)
(Still on hiatus while I write Mahou Shoujo Sunsetta II.)
The Dazzlings were outshined by the Mane Six, and now by Maho-Shojo Sunsetta, and they're tired of it.
So, when a downed airship falls into their possession, they leap at the opportunity to take care of all their old foes!
However, they get sidetracked when the evil Maho Drive Corporation selects them to be Earth's champions in a race that will ultimately decide the fate of Space and all who reside within!
Can the Dazzlings protect the planet they hope to soon take over, or will they come second in a race where there's no silver medal?
(Not my best writing. An arc taking place shortly after Maho-Shojo Sunsetta.)
Take seriously at your own risk. I will not be held accountable for any derp you may or may not experience while reading Maho Drive.
(Cover image mostly by some guy from Google Images. His signature's in the corner if you get curious. I just added the logo.)

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[[WARNING: Contains what-the-buck. Please don't read while having expectations or while being intelligent. What-the-buck is not right for everyone. Consult your local MLP analyst if you're considering what-the-buck.]]
Sunset Shimmer led an ordinary life, until a huge friggin' ball of fiery death fell out of Space and conked her on the head.
And now, she's got the ability to transform into Maho-Shojo Sunsetta, the most powerful and adorable magical warrior girl in the Universe!
Can she save Canterlot High from threat after threat as the entire galaxy tries to take from her the Shimmer Sapphire that giver her her power?
Or will she--nah, she's gonna win. I've pretty much Mary Sued her.
(A parody of all those 'magical girl' amines; particularly, Tokyo Mew Mew. And because I was bored.)
Serious-ness Rating: negative three. Take seriously at your own (severe, I might add) risk.
(Rated Teen because I have yet to see an anime without a pointless fanservice scene.)

EDIT:
For those of you who know for a fact that it's spelled "Mahou-Shoujo", just go along with it; it'll all be cleared up in the finale.

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I wrote this out of sheer insomnia, and thought, "Hey! Somepony might want to know what goes on in my head at 1:30 AM!"
So I posted this:
It's a few things I did for no reason and certainly not because I'm looking to write an award-winning work of literature.
Hell, I'll be surprised if this ends up having any sort of plotline.
I don't care about the rating; this is just a boredom-story collection.
Includes all the stories I don't think are good enough to require their own post, or are too short to post alone.
There shall be no more description, because this is heavily WIP and there is no consistency that connects all the stories.
Enjoy anyway!
(No cover art because lazy.)
(It says 'complete', but I'll be adding all my less-than-1000-word boredom-stories to here.)
(Rated Teen because cider and stuff.)

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Salutations, Equestria!
Vocal Chord here.
This is a collection of really short Celestia stories that mostly go in order.
Please don't take this seriously; it's just something I did out of sheer boredom.
Hope you enjoy anyway!

EDIT: Now with Chapter Two!

(Cover art by MetalPandora Not by commission; I have never contacted said person. Google Images is a great invention. All credit given where due, of course. Don't wanna be stealin' yo' work.)
(Rated Teen because not sure if necessary.)

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