Flash Sentry, a new student at Canterlot High School, must adjust to life in a new town and school, make new friends, battle evil creatures that threaten mankind, and solve the mystery lurking within Canterlot's social media network.
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I looked at this and thought, "Twenty three thousand words?! Zodiac must be a bitch today!" Then I started reading and couldn't stop laughing.
Not once! Not once did I consider the date! I am such an idiot...
I hate today...
5809478 I do too.
Why you troll us like this, I thought there was actual zodiac meaning to this, I have to go to school. And now I have like 5 minutes beacuse I read the ENTIRE THING.
But lol
5809509 It's your own fault for forgetting what day this is.
Groundhog Day Loop?
April Fooled...
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... I hate this holiday.
Nice one man XD /)
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But seriously. That was clever!
Fuck your house, Moth.
To think I fell for it hook, line and stinker...
I wasn't sure if something had glitched, or you did this in your sleep or something. I was pretty sure it was for April fool's though.
(Is this kind of thing even allowed?)
You son of a gun!
Excellent joke though.
It's my birthday over and over again.
I started to read it, wondered if there was any hidden secrets, checked the comments, and then decided to check the website. lol
And everything old will be new again. Several times.
Aside from the red fog issuing from the PC monitors and the Shadows climbing out of phones.
"The body is starting to rot and we won't be able to hide the smell for long."
"It has come to my attention that several students have given themselves to a polygamous relationship. Please see me after class."
Since it's so hot inside, the vinyl seats keep getting stuck to the skin of their thighs.
"Are you SURE your biology teacher wants you to catalog and identify fifteen different kinds of poo?"
"At LEAST! An' we ain't got that many kinds of animals at th' farm!"
"Great! Ah think Ah found mah callin'! Ah can shake down th' new kids fer all they got with barely a look now!"
"I'm pregnant... and so's Pinkie!"
The rest of the dorm doesn't... and they suffer the wrath of the plumbing.
You may experience a glitch in the Matrix.
Except for every last page being replaced with a video of Apple Bloom and her friends dancing to the Caramelldansen song.
"Oh, good," I say. "There's the rest of my bath stuff."
"Good morning, I have something important to share: I have decided to come out of the closet, and I will welcome any student who-- oh, hello, Rainbow Dash!"
We recorded it in a stone tablet, and everyone pitched in painting and coloring it. It looks great!
"I got hit by an ice spell once, but that's neither here nor there."
"Not the deer suit again, please, no! It won't look as good on me as it did on Twilight!"
"You know, I think your teacher wanted YOU to gather the sheep's blood and draw the magic circle yourself."
"--around t' see me piledrive Diamond Tiara into th' pavement. They were friends, after all."
"You know Buzz Lightyear? Pinkie... she... *ahem* He went somewhere BEYOND infinity. She can't get him out."
Oh my god.
It achieved sentience and is fighting our attempts to flush it down.
You'll enter an endless recursion of time.
Trolling, flamewars, death threats, same ol', same ol'...
"They're having a two-for-one special on Exp and Gold and we don't want to miss out.
"I, Principal Celestia, and Vice-Principal Luna and Nurse Cadance, are relinquishing all our power and authority to Twilight Sparkle, in preparation of the visit from Superintendent Tirek. May God help us all."
"Is she still gonna do the wubs? Tell us she's still gonna wub!"
"Are you sure a video is the way to go?"
"We want this to go viral, right? We GOTTA do a video!"
"But how did she feel?"
"Twilight? No idea. What's important was how I felt."
"Vinyl's your mother?"
"That's what makes all this so difficult!"
I turn to face her.
"Y'know, twelve year-old yellow girl, straight off the farm, this time of night with quantum physics books? You're about to start some serious shit, aren't you? These books are WAY too advanced for you. If you ask me, I'd say you're up to something."
"It's Sonata. It was Taco Tuesday today, and... she keeps... she keeps chanting 'Part of the shit, part of the poo' at the toilet. With her tablet."
And now for a song! Then put your little hand in mine, there ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb... I got you babe...
"I wish we could find a more private place to practice our synchronized dance moves, though."
"I find your laziness UNACCEPTABLE! TEN YEARS DUNGEON!"
"She told me my knees were bumpy! Like an old grandmother's! How am I going to bounce babies off of them now?"
"Eh, so-so. Teacher wanted us to bully three kids by the end of th' week an' Ah only got th' one so far."
"I'm sure Scootaloo was glad to help with your assignment, though."
"Naw, she chickened out."
"It's Pinkie, she... figured out how to summon her Persona in the real world, and now she... she won't stop playing with herself."
"...uh."
"That's NOT what I meant!"
This has all happened before, and it will all happen again.
There's this weird email I got from a guy named "STEVEN" urging me to download a "Demon Summoning Program", though.
Wearing nothing but her backpack and a book.
"Walking around the dorm like that's fine when it's just the two of us, but you sure you want to go to school like that?"
"You're not criticizing my new lifestyle, are you?"
"Attention, students: I need to remind you that, however legitimate it is to choose nudism as a lifestyle, it is not appropriate for Canterlot High. Flash Sentry, please come to the principal's office, and bring a burlap sack with you."
"So you're telling me you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean?"
"Teacher said we had t' do it wit' STYLE!"
"Sweetie Belle found Pinkie's stash of Party Dip. She's going around saying she's a robot and she has already arrested Rainbow Dash for illegal possession of a bean."
"It kept making all those old 'women drivers' jokes and fat jokes and UGH! I thought I taught it better material than that!"
When you think you see the end of it, bam, shit starts all over again.
And, thank goodness, all my Pokemon are safe. But I could swear I had never seen this 'MissingNo' one before...
"Sure? My horoscope said it'd be a shitty week."
"So we face a Dung Beetle Shadow, it's not like we haven't faced huge beetles in there before."
"To the owner of a green and orange Mazda: your car has been towed and cubed for being too ugly. Please pick up your cube at the vice-principal's office."
Which worked well, at least until a girl at the back said she couldn't be "bovvered" with it and got cheeky with Mr. Turner.
"You know, this doesn't look like homework."
"Jes' be quiet and help me pull Crystal Prep's pig mascot up on th' pickup!"
"Pinkie Pie... her tongue is stuck to the flagpole outside her window."
"But why do you want me to come upstairs? Did she-- She jumped at it, didn't she?"
"Uh-huh."
It was caused by a hell of a log. What did Twilight EAT, a dog? The stench is like a bog, and hovers like a green fog.
You want a prediction for the day? I'll give you a prediction for the day: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life.
On the downside, Pinkie has now uploaded all the photos she's taken of me, Twilight, or the three of us in bed.
"Pinkie told me you maxed her out the other day, and she keeps teasing me about 'her nakedest Persona yet'. I wanna see it!"
"I want to let my students know, that no matter how bad things get in the following months, I, your principal, will never give you up, nor will I ever let you down. Your principal will never run around and desert you."
"Really? Your Composition class REALLY asked you to write fanfic?"
"Sure did! Now how's this for a title, 'Artemis's Lover'."
"Wellllll... remember the applenchiladas? This is the sequel."
"Yes. Lots and lots of it. That's kinda the point."
"I say this is a total loss."
"What, the floor, or the bathroom?"
"The dorm."
"I had a lot of coffee and chocolate after dinner, okay?"
"Just for that shit? What about that other shit over there?"
"Sonuva... I missed that one."
It will feel endless. Endless Seven, you could call it.
And already it was DDoS'd by people spamming it about how glad they were it was back up.
"I read that Rare Enemies come out in the rainy season, so if we're lucky we might still catch some."
"Attention, students: I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters."
"I feel like we've been over this lesson half a dozen times already."
"It's Rainbow Dash. It's Principal Celestia's turn at the dorm tonight, and Dash won't stop humping her leg."
"So Celestia wants me to pry her off?"
"No, she wants you to hump the other, so she's not lopsided."
"Hey! Mah homework!"
"Sorry, Apple Bloom, but Flash needs to deal with the big shits before he can work on the little shits."
"...did you jes' call me a--"
"Gotta go!"
...leaking. To the bathroom downstairs. Judging by the screams, Fluttershy was taking a shower right about now.
It's a great week to pick up ice carving, though!
It's been bought out by MareSoft, though, so now we're forced to use M+ for all social stuff.
"When Chekhov saw the long winter, he saw a winter bleak and dark and bereft of hope. Yet we know that winter is just another step in the cycle of life. But sitting here in my office, away from the students and freezing halls, and basking in the warmth of my personal radiator, I couldn't imagine a better fate than a long and lustrous winter."
"Hey Flash, you know what 'deja vu' means?"
"Pinkie Pie confessed to the girls that they need to sleep with you to get their Persona upgrades, and now they're fighting over whose turn it is next."
"So you want me to put a stop to it?"
"No, I want you to max them out too so we can all get some sleep!"
And I remember, all too late, that I was barefoot when I was helping Apple Bloom with her homework.
Nice, if juvenile. Also, this is akin to an automatic loop of the song that gets on every ones nerves after exactly one verse.
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Yeah, but you're participating...
I really wish I didn't have to work today; it's just gonna be 8 hours of me grumbling at customers who think they're clever.
God Mythril You got me... for about the second loop. Then I realized that it was a joke.
5809520 I am so salty because of that, but it is my fault
5810493
Thank you for that. It made the joke chapter so much more bearable.
After all this though, I'm hoping Flash never gets forced to find the Answer.
Damn it Mythril Moth! You're evil!
I still hate April Fools Day, but you got me. That was clever.
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The Answer to Flash's "Why am I here doing this again?" lies in the depths of the Abyss of Time.
Also known as the third-floor toilet.
First of all: To anyone who was fooled by this, there was more than one date to consider. Yes, today's April 1st, but just in case you forgot about the chapter dates:
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Secondly, I have a question:
Does that mean you are going to delete this chapter and repost, or just edit it? I sincerely hope it's the latter, just so we can keep 5810493's comment around.
5811425 It'll be edited, not deleted. In fact, that's happening in a few seconds here...
Huh. So, not much happening in this version, but an additional S.Link being forged for the LTE version.
Also, I find myself wondering what sort of tomfoolery will happen on April 1st in-universe.
So, I read the LTE version, and um... holy shit that was awesome.
I am really curious to see where you go with THAT. As you know, THAT particular you-know-what is usually really important, so this changes the game, A LOT.
Good job Mythril. I loved it. Nice surprise.
So I take it that the Aeon Arcana is specific to the LTE version?
Huh. Well ,that's a major difference between the two versions. And it's not porn. Any reason for this?
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5811519 Just like in Persona 3 and Persona 4, the Aeon Arcana doesn't exist in the original version of the game, but is added in for the updated rerelease. That's why it's present in LTE but not in this version.
5810493 my sides
Huh, that was unexpected. Can't wait to see how The Aeon goes!
LTE version...didn't see that coming. Very nice twist on the differences between versions.
I saw there was an LTE version so naturally I-
Wyatt: The sick perv assumed there was sex.
I'm not a sick perv thank you very much! But yes I was expecting sex, not a a new link. Anyway good chappie, sir!
Pertaining to the LTE version:
Interesting having Silver Spoon as Aeon. In 3 FES and 4 Golden they're supernatural/fantastic characters, but assuming there isn't some big plot twist, Silver's story seems pretty grounded.
Also, if LTE is supposed to be the Golden/FES to this game's 4/3, does this mean the ZITs are gonna explore Zodiac in wacky costumes in LTE? Actually, on second thought, it might be best not to give Pinkie something like a bath towel or a maid outfit. Or it could be the best idea ever...
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You are not alone on that regard. For what it's worth, that's a second April Fool's joke from Mythrill Moth.
5811945 Yes, withholding a sex scene with Silver Spoon is my final foolery.
5811734 Agreed.
5810493
I am going to find you and hug you.
5811463 What did this chapter say for the april fools joke?
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I think it was just the previous chapter, repeating over and over, somewhat similar to the movie "Groundhog Day." (The date of the previous chapter is February 2nd.)
Yeah, this is literally the same thing that appears on the chapter, but it is just fits too well.