Flash Sentry, a new student at Canterlot High School, must adjust to life in a new town and school, make new friends, battle evil creatures that threaten mankind, and solve the mystery lurking within Canterlot's social media network.
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I'm going to have to agree with Flash wholeheartedly here.
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5736652 Yep, Scootaloo's pretty much clucked.
Oh, God, the commercial!
5736652 I second that.
"checking the laws" Well, we're in luck. Turns out forcing children to wear humiliating outfits and voice silly mascots actually is illegal in certain parts of Equestria. As long as the commercial is being shot in Canterlot, I can have a force sent over to arrest Scootaloo's father in a few hours.
Hehe. Clucked. I see why you did there
OH GOD NO! You used the "Scootaloo is a chicken" joke! That is even more stale than the "Twilight evolved into Rapidash" joke!
Please, save my faith in the humor of this story
Joking aside, good chapter, even if the ending gag was terrible.
...I don't remember changing out of my clothes, either.
......
Or changing into one of Rarity's nightgowns .
The Tootsie Pop Buzzsaw ones, with the gory zombie and bloody severed head motifs.
I settle on reruns of My Small Squirrel and Flim & Flam's Amazing Commodities.
They actually have decent stuff for sale. Maybe I should have started buying from them a long time ago. That stupidly catchy music, though...
And my mouth feels like it's been stuffed with marshmallows... why do I have a purple hair wrapped around my tongue? And where's Twilight?
"So that's why my boxers are on backwards."
"You mean the flap goes on the front?"
"You sure? Sounds like a great way to vent some steam."
"Do YOU want a gun-toting maniac-- I mean, Rarity, venting anything when she's packing heat?"
"We can just point her at the Shadows, though..."
"She upgraded to a machine gun. With full-auto."
"...point."
"So this is us, now? You just walk into my room, even if we could have been naked or... or something?"
"That's why I walked in without knocking, Flashie! For the something!"
And yet, five years later, she was the latest teen pop idol and had her own sitcom on Disney XD: Fowl Ball.
...Scootachicken was pretty much inevitable, wasn't it? Sweetie Belle was enthusiastic about it; I wonder if Scootaloo is.
5736801 Oh come on, Scootachicken is funny! Even after all this time, it's still fresh and tasty! Just like chicken!
5736901 I'd go through and comment line-by-line, but I'm having sinus ugh at the moment. I'll do it later.
5736960 Scootaloo: "Cluck my life."
Guess we'll have to wait for some Zodiac.
I'll get the posse if y'all get the torches and pitchforks.
Oh god, the chicken Scootaloo joke...that's just cruel.
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You might be right! But I do share Joshscorcer's opinions that when everybody makes the same joke, it looses a little of its spark. But don't mind me, it's just a pet peeve.
5737037 I get where you're coming from. I'm the same way with the Lyra and humans thing.
Two points!
It feels nice being able to read one of these things on the day of its release? Have I mentioned that? I don't think I've mentioned that. It feels REALLY nice.
Man, I was hoping for a Zodiac expedition, but I guess yesterday's events took a real toll on Flash. Oh well, there's always next time.
Here's hoping to see Flash fusing Mara in the future and see everyone's reactions toward it.
5738072 As stated in a blog post back in October, Flash will never fuse Mara. Except possibly in the LTE version, or in an omake.
5738123 You... Are my hero.
That's actually a fairly novel spin on the Scootachicken gag. Though the mascot costume thing is definitely child abuse.
In any case, life seems to be conspiring against the investigation team getting practice in. I'm reminded of my efforts to coordinate a D&D game. Sometimes you just can't find the time to kill monsters and take their stuff.
5736801 Im not even gonna ask where these originated from...
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Um... what?
Seriously, what do you mean. The two jokes I'm talking about originated from the first season of MLP, and since then they've become memes. I think that that's pretty common knowledge in the Brony Comunity.
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Oh well, beggers can't be choosers I guess...
Still love your story! Keep up the good work!
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5741666 I dont remember
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You... don't... remember...
Are you being completely honest on that statement? Because I don't believe you.
You wanna know what I believe? I believe that you have never watched a single episode of MLP, otherwise, you'd understand the jokes. Either that, or you are just being rude, that your second reply was just to spite me for the simple reason that it invalidates your first reply.
In any of those cases, INCLUDING the one where you indeed don't remember, it makes you something I can't say without getting in some serious trouble.
Don't reply to me, ever, again.
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Do either of these videos refresh your memory?
5740553 For the D&D, I know how that feels, dude. In my case, I don't know enough people who are genuinely interested. I don't think I do, anyway...
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Thank you, for the assistance.
Chapter 1/17: ARISE CHIKUN.
Poor Scootaloo. Maybe being an orphan would have been a kinder fate...
Normally the "Scootaloo is a chicken" meme is one of the ones I hate the most, but this is one of the few instances I actually like it.
And there's the Scootachicken reference. Now we can just ignore Scootaloo for the rest of the story.
Huh, I was wondering when Scootaloo will turn up.