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I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?


It is a dark time for Equestria. Evil in the form of the Changeling Empire has swept over the North Pole, capturing Santa Claus and all of his elven workers. To counter this evil, the Mane Six, led by the heroic Twilight Sparkle, are called upon by the wise and just Princess Celestia to infiltrate the changeling controlled North Pole to rescue Santa Claus and save Christmas once and for all.

Through vastly superior firepower.

A commission that is long overdue. I think you can guess just about how long.

Link to cover art.

Chapters (2)
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Comments ( 51 )

I remember you reading this one to us at EFNW. While not normally my type of story, I like what I heard, so have a green thumb and a great day! :pinkiehappy:


Dis gunna be GUD!!! :pinkiecrazy:

... Continue...

So thanks for that.

All this is missing is Chuck Norris and Rambo.

Aw dude, man, bro. lingoooooo!
Shadow flight, over and outbound.

nah nah nah Bronywriter, your thinking of this wrong, CHRISTMAS IN JULY, is always a good idea

Well, at least they aint using my SCRAM shells for that shotgun.

Gives you range alright, but the kinetic penetrator followed by fual air blast can be a bit vicious in a workshop.

I thought we needed penetration. <Tremors2>

(Yes, I know its, only, a Barret. I cant find the German rocket shell thing)


Actually in an indirect sense Rarity is making the braver choice, enemy soldiers generally don't like snipers at all, and treat them more harshly than other soldiers captured.

Pretty Decent read. This should be interesting.

I thought about this immediately.

I'm not sorry. :trixieshiftleft:

4712408 ...Those last lines are priceless.

I froze your planet you mook!

4711584 It's a thing called Christmas in July.

called upon by the wise and just Princess Celestia to infiltrate the changeling controlled North Pole to rescue Santa Claus and save Christmas once

Egh...Oil wars in the north?

Is this based off the Youtube video "The Army Men save Christmas"? looks like it, from the description and picture.

Welp, ponies with carbines saving Christmas...somehow. Time to read another BronyWriter story.

4712676 Yes, because every single random story needs to be connected to some political event, even when there is absolutely no connection at all unless you force one. :ajbemused:

its your cover art. one wont put ponys in military clothings on "fairy tail" story.

4713310 Um... except I did. How the heck do you get "war in Iraq" with "Twilight and friends use guns to save Christmas?" What is the connection there? They're using military uniforms? Yeah, because they need them for the same reason actual soldiers need them: protection, store supplies, communication, they look cool, etc.

Why on Earth would I secretly make this about the wars in Iraq or Afghanistan?


Why on Earth would I secretly make this about the wars in Iraq or Afghanistan?

1. You told about it already 3 times;
2. Commissioner told you so;
3. Its actual problematic subject;
4. Because stool.
There is other reasons but you wont like it. :rainbowwild:

This will settle my blood-lust so please continue.:pinkiehappy::pinkiecrazy:

Other than the gun porn section, it is amusing and silly. The gun porn section is just 'what?' though!

Well this looks like it's going to be a fun story. I look forward to more

4713517 Okay, you're just trolling, then. 1 and 2 are in no way correct, and you know that.

Comment posted by Race9000 deleted Jul 18th, 2014

4712408 I have read your stories, thunderstruck is the one that sticks out the most. It made me feel depressed when she was alone, I felt depressed for some reason afterwards, funny in some parts but mostly depressed. I would sit around and just be like :eeyup:

So Rarity is using a M98B ( or just the 98 Bravo) which uses .388 Lapua Magnum rounds. That shit can take down a fucking cape buffalo or an elephant, and it can travel up to 1,500 meters. It'll be like picking off ants on a hot summer's day, if Fluttershy is a good spotter (which I'm sure she is, cause she's Fluttershy)

I expected AJ to grab a Desert Eagle .50 Cal as a sidearm. A heavy hitter for the heavy hitter.

What do the changelings have to gain. If it's just screwing with the ponies. Then they should have just killed em all and ran.:ajbemused:
Then again I think Chrysalis is supposed to be. Worse than president bush stoned in a pothead movie.:rainbowlaugh:
If it's not that then I'll just go with. Chrysalis made a demand that Celestia give her have her bananas. :trollestia:

4716928 Gotta make sure they're dead. And hey, if they can save ammo by not needing to double tap, even better. :pinkiehappy::pinkiecrazy:

You never ended up updating this.:fluttercry:

5013534 And here I was thinking no one would ever respond.:rainbowlaugh: I'm glad you'll be updating it.:scootangel:


I LOVE IT!!!!! MORE!!! MORE!!!!!
But in all seriousness i CANNOT wait for more. This made me laugh so much and it just felt so awesome:rainbowkiss:
Keep up the good work!

P.S. Good choice with the M98B Rarity. I use it a lot in Battlefield 3.

I have a question, do you ask the person who made the cover art permission for you to use it?
Or do you just give him/her credit?

So.... Is this still a thing?

6415984 indeed. Still working through the medical issues.

Holy shit.

This was the last thing I expected to see tonight.

6648241 Me, too. I've written more in the past week than I have in the past two or three months.

I like it.


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