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TittySparkles


TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

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I remember hearing about this... yeah, no.

she hated to the mere thought of sleeping in the same bed as that ‘filthy’ stallion.

Wat?

I have the names for the foal: filly, Rotten Apple. Colt, Decayin Jack.

.........

Yep. This one.

Shadow, you dark, DARK bastard.

...I'm going to go take a loooooooong shower now.

~Skeeter The Lurker

This made me both disgusted and aroused.

Oh, yes. Perfect!

This...this is just...filthy you asshole. IMA KILL YOU! :ajsleepy: I'm sorry, you do write great clop, but this crosses my line.

I haven't even read this, but I have the inkling the next day Macintosh shows up at Filthy's house, and then spends the rest of the day picking pieces of Rich out of the bottom of his hooves

Wow, I don't think I've seen a Granny Smith clop fic. I guess I can give it a read. :unsuresweetie:

I'm waiting for the sequel when Applejack gets a dunk tank, fills it with lemon juice and salt, covers Filthy Rich in small cuts, ties cinderblocks to his hooves, pushes him in, and laughs as he drowns while his cuts burn with the fire of a thousand suns.

Or, she cuts his face off to use as a mask, and then screws his best friend wearing Filthy's face as a mask.

Or, she makes an apple-juice-and-nitroglycerin cocktail, has him drink it, and then locks him in a room where the temperature slowly rises until the nitro burns and fire comes out of his mouth and eyes.

Or, we borrow a page from 3383782's book and give him a shower. Of his daughter's blood. And then we drown him. In his daughter's blood.

Or, she breaks his legs, ties him to a stake, and burns him.

I have more fitting ends for Filthy Rich, if you'd like to hear them.

HAHAHA!

That ratio! It is GLORIOUS!

~Skeeter The Lurker

So is this the really offensive one that you were doing specially for the fools who didn't like Give the Dog a Bone? Because if this isn't, I REALLY (not really) don't wanna hear your idea for that.

Looking forward to stuffing his old dick in it.

Hahahah!

Oh geez

Loki #13 · Oct 22nd, 2013 · · 1 ·

Is there a good old fashioned revenge fic incoming? Applejack screwing DT, while Filthy Rich is forced to watch through a one way mirror, or something.

All right. Let's see who gets their jimmies rustled over this fic while Tittysparkles sits back and enjoys the show. Personally there are other fics who have a much....DARKER tones.

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Or feeds him nitroglycerin and kicks his horse balls so hard he explodes

Well that was, something:applejackunsure:

She wasn't in heat so she's okay.

Something I just thought of... Never mind Macintosh, imagine what Celestia and Luna are going to do once they find out their homelands most powerful defense has been compromised

There's two lines I would have done differently:

"Look, you know this isn’t right. Have you no concern for your late wife watching down on you and judging your actions?” Granny asked, hoping he would want something else.

"Oh, mrs. Smith, you obviously didn't know my little Dazzle - if anything, she's watching up from way down. You see, she liked to watch."

I'd like to hope that Celestia would make an exception to her law in this case... :ajbemused:

3384952 Do the villains never think of this?

3385168>>3384952 Ah, but that would mean telling people that Granny Smith had sold her body for money. Even if Applejack tried to take all the credit for the idea, Filthy Rich certainly wouldn't keep the truth to himself. Applejack would never want to see her family's name tarnished like that.

3385691 Element of Honesty might have trouble keeping this a secret. Especially with a foal on the way. Or not, she wasn't in heat so she should be fine.

I DEMAND A SEQUEL NOW!

... I know I'm probably not going to get much... Support on this stance, but I didn't really like this. It is rare that I don't like one of your stories but this one just feels... Incomplete to me. I didn't get the same sense of satisfaction I usually get from your writing. Maybe it was that Filthy got away with it, maybe it was the fact they didn't really try that hard to take a different route... Actually, I think I just had a better idea! Instead of Filthy fucking Aj if they went out into the barn and SHE fucked HIM, then I might have felt it was more in the style I've come to expect of you...

Oops, I ranted:twilightblush:! Sorry... But yeah take my idea into account as an alt end maybe?

3386490 kinda got to agree with the first part it has no closure Just done. nothing to tell us if it actually went through or if anything happened to filthy. Personally I don't think the princesses would like something like this happening to a hero of Equestria...

Ah, the Apple family, well known for throwing its members under the bus for the sake of convenience.

For fuck's sake, at least try to keep someone in character.

0/10 would not keep huell happy

"All this negativity is making me soft."

I now have a perfect quote to add to any contentious debate.

This is... REALLY dark... Depressing even.
Can she like, express rut another stallion and hope that his sperm wins?

And now I can never look at my favorite pony the same...... EVER!:ajbemused:

Wow, uh, that was, different? :facehoof:

3383910 That first one sounds fun. I call first throw.

3A

Ya' know, :ajsmug: could just call "rape", get a pil and be done.

3383898This. This needs to be written. Is anyone up to the challenge?

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Oh yeah, its fucking okay. Yeah, she just got raped, things are going swimmingly for her:facehoof: Seriously, whats wrong with you?

One thing I never understand about these is, there is always the chance that the pregnancy won't catch. Even with humans who are fertile all the time, the chances of a pregnancy catching the first time around are pretty low. With equines, and heat cycles, I find it less likely.

Also, with magic, I doubt abortions or morning after solutions aren't that difficult.

3383878 Such immaturity, my oh my...

3439224 well now, let the comment bombing begin...:facehoof: I said the clop was great, but in this instance, filthy is an asshole. He had his cake and he ate it too. As in he got laid, and he gets the farm. Commence comment bombing...

Wow Filthy this is clearly the best plan ever. I mean sure once AJ starts showing you'll have to claim her kid as your own since your plan relies on that. And sure anyone with half a brain will figure out what you did. But hey it's not like AJ has a brother who will probably want to smash your head in that can drag a fucking house, a unicorn friend that could crush every bone in your body with a thought, a pegasus friend who aside from all the ways she could beat you to death is also in the perfect position to make your death look like an accident thanks to her job and the random weather from the Everfree. Oh and also that unicorn doesn't have a personal line to the ruler of your nation that makes the laws, including the one your relying on for your plan, and said ruler discovering your using a terrible law to screw over someone she owes a debt of gratitude to for saving her sister won't spur her (and her sister) into action against you.

So yeah, great plan Filthy.


Still this was an....interesting read and as far as dark fics go I've certainly read worse.

This was a really good, dark, clopfic. Well done!

3392770 THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU READ IT!

3410031 its a thing that you will never understand.

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