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TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

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One stallion by the name of Shining Armor thinks he has the courage to conquer the keep. With his trusty sword by his side, along with a confident grin on his face, he begins his descent into the bowels.

This is literally the greatest string of innuendos in the world. Fucking liked for this.


Fully agreed.

~Skeeter The Lurker

3839752 The entire damn description was magnificent :rainbowwild:

That title.

And that, ladies and gentlemen...

THAT is how you role play.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Wow...My favorite clop writer is a woman :applejackconfused:. Very unusual. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Now I feel like a perv...:rainbowderp:

Great story, but I found something you may want to edit. You twice wrote, "ser knight" instead of "sir knight".

We're done here folks, you can't beat these innuendos.

3840174 Ah, I didn't know that.

This is just

It's so

I just can't words

Thank you.

Do the Maid suit pls

...And then Twilight walks in.

Nicely done.

Well Shining better get his game on for round two if he wants to see his wife in a maid uniform.:rainbowlaugh:

“I’ll wear the maid suit next time if you do.”

I want to see Cadence in a maid suit for the next sequel. It must be done!

goddamit why are you so good?!

You really pulled a long haul on this one to make sure it was perfect, but hey that's okay, because I loved the shit out of it.:heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart:

Those two guards are just standing there like

"Damn, that sounds like some good shit!"

Anyways, great clop! It was varied and descriptive without being over-the-top. Now we just need a maid cosplay one-shot. :trollestia:

I saw the title and expected Borderlands...
TittySparkles is a woman?

fuck yeah Borderlands 2 :flutterrage:

3843602 I believe so. There is lots of evidence. They could be trans gender I guess. dk

Darn and here I was hoping for someone to make a grapple check. :trollestia:

And TittySparkles hits one out of the park!

The author's note was what had me rolling.:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::heart:

But then they'd have to find...
The Grapple Rules

And a guru to explain them. And another guru to explain the explanation.

Um question one.
How in the glorious world of fuck did this get into top 10? Oh sure its tittysparkles, but really! I think like a war story or a OC adventure would get to the top but really! I don't give a crap if its hot as hell, NO! NO GAWD PLEASE NO! NOOOOOOO! I WILL NOT LET CLOPFICS TAKE OVER MY VOLUNTEER PAYCHECK!!!!!!!!!!
I need another can of Minotaur ......

He needs to lunch a sneak attack form the rear

Look, if you don't like clop, simply don't open the story.

3847926 wait a sec, dafuq am i doing?!? Shouldn't Jeb be doing this!?! He's he pro clopfic reader...... Jeb move your fat ass and do this for me.
~ Jeb i like it its hot as hell!
~Eric and Jeb



Oh tittysparkles, you never disappoint. :heart:

And she strikes again! :pinkiehappy:

Okay, gonna read now.

EDIT: Oh wow. WOW.

I can not proper english at this.

Just... :heart:

Thank you. I can have a good day now.

Did anyone else read the description and think there would be anal?

This story is good and you should feel good.

I like it, but Cadence still sounded like a bit of a cunt. Ah well, the sex-hungry Princess can be a bit of one, I suppose.

Also, maid suit? I sense a sequel brewing in that mind of yours, Sparkles.

400 days down....

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