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darf


pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

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Comment posted by Jake The Army Guy deleted Jul 10th, 2015

Dammit, Darf! Long stories intimidate me! I'm gonna have to set time aside for this for later, instead of having a quick clop now! :raritydespair:

Darf, you have once again delivered to us an amazing clop. Great job! I look forward to reading more of your stories in the future. Keep up the fantastic writing!

It's like a dream come true, this whole project. My favorite clopfic author tackling the sexiest filly to the ground and working her over?

Thanks for the present, darf. You didn't have to do this, but I'm really glad you did. Because, really, all the unfs.
:scootangel::scootangel::scootangel:

Okay, I lied, I'll just read it now so that I can continue procrastinating on things I have to do.

I did get through the first chapter.

Hnng indeed. :heart:

How odd... I'm following you but it didnt get a notification...

Also.. Inb4 feature

This chapter.

It's too sweet.

Too sweet.

I think my teeth are falling out from the sweetness.

It's like you dunked a pound of sugar into a two-liter of lemonade filled with floating bits of candy. It's a cavity in text format. It's twelve bajillion cavities in text format.

I have no regrets about stopping everything I was doing before to read this.

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don't jinx it, man

foalcon's tricky
wouldn't be surprised if this one languishes - got some pretty hot competition up there right now

webmemes.org(compdude)

Why...Am I impressed by this?



:scootangel: This image...is no longer valid.

Alright well, I'll be back after I take care of this here erection.

Damn near spot on with Hotsauce, including the end. I love it, more detailed then his/her work, same iconic ending, and more feels!

Not sure if I should applause at this, rip my eyes out and bleach it before replacing them, or to do what that Skyrim guard just did....erm....I gots the dumb :derpytongue2:

I saw another foalcon made by darf, and I saw that the major character of interest, was Scootaloo, and I lost it, I read that story, I ditched a game of League for it, I left a Skype call, en TS, complete quietness aside from my background reading music, and it was so worth it. I love your stories Darf. :eeyup:

-Hotwingsrule

hotsauce... Whatever happened to that guy?

This is a damn fine tribute to his work and style.

My heart actually kind of exploded. Somehow, even with foalcon, the emotions felt real. Well done, I say. Well done.

JBL
JBL #20 · May 19th, 2013 · · 1 · Hnngh ·

GodDAMN! :rainbowwild:

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I ditched a game of League for it

you are the worst kind of person

Zyrian #23 · May 19th, 2013 · · 1 · Hnngh ·

“I solemnly swear not to tell a sole.”

soul

i just... woah man. Thats fucked up. :rainbowlaugh:

diabetus!

2596991 YOU DITCHED A GAME OF LEAUGE!?!?!?!? :pinkiegasp: How could you!?!? :rainbowhuh:
Nocturne shall haunt you forever :flutterrage:

"Can you pass me the mini-crowbar from my toolbox?' I gestured to the orange box I’d left by the door."

Was that joke intentional? :rainbowlaugh:

Good god. I mean, I came (:derpytongue2:), but good god, man.

2596991

There's a circle in hell reserved for people like you.

2598088>>2597296>>2597950

Doesn't matter, read Scootaloo foalcon by Darf.

You know, I had a feeling there'd be something like this in this story somewhere. There always are in your foalcon stories.

Also interesting to see that author's note at the end there, because I was wondering whether I was crazy for thinking you were channeling hotsauce and AP for those first two chapters. I was about to criticize you for how dead-on you got both of them, actually. Glad I held back on that.

admittedly, i went into this with some trepidation, thanks to that Applebloom story you did ("Forbidden Fruit" if i recall correctly) leaving me with mostly negative feelings, and a slight reluctance to give this a chance. however, regardless of that, this was actually quite cute and sexy at the same time, and i'm glad i read it :twilightsmile:

I'm supposed to study roman law of classical era for my exam right now. If I fail... pretty much worth it! :raritywink:

This chapter was beautiful.:pinkiehappy:

Leux #37 · May 19th, 2013 · · · Hmm ·

That was... beautiful!
I can't discribe it in an other way!

Ow, and of cause, like always good work.
A very good portray of Scoots, it matches very, very well. I love it!

Before i saw that, I wanted to write a couple of scenes on my lil Fic... But than i took Darf's newest deed to the knee... *caught...*

Now I only need a Sweety Bell Fic 'written by Darf' and I... I really don't know what to do after that...

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Ow, don't worry.
Shell I preheat my sanctum for your arrival?
If you go to hell for this, I will already be there... happy... It was totally worth it...:raritywink:

Oh Darf. You never disappoint. Never change.

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Always gotta have that reading background music. :moustache:

2598966 Makes it all the more better.

-Hotwingsrule

There are two things you think when you're on the Internet. Either:

"This is pretty neat."

Or:

"I am so going to hell."

And if enjoying this story means I'm going to hell, I will accept that. Must read more!

Ah, Darf. You never fail to entertain and/or titillate me.

Bloody hell, Darf. Astonishing, powerful. I ain't specifically a fillyfooler agewise but everything else about it, DANG.

whoof! :applejackconfused:

Scootaloo you say? A cute picture? Darf? Foalcon clop? Well now... seems I've got a new story to...

HUMAN

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

That was a beautiful ending, Darf. I think I was almost in tears. Wonderful job.

On a side note, I know I shouldn't have clopped given it's foalcon. But damn it all, you made it hot! It's Scoots, so I should've expected no less. :scootangel: But damn it! :rainbowlaugh:

Hot damn kudos to you this chapter is really deep for a clop fic. I'm not into foalcon but I do enjoy your work.

This was much more satisfying then the normal clop in this fic. You sir, are a true writer, and you have my praise. :twilightsmile:

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