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darf
pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here
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Darfy, baby...
I love yah, but you can't be not doing this kinda thing, c'mon...
>Trigger warning: butt.
I actually almost want to read this purely because I have no idea what the hell this is supposed to mean.
If it's anything similar to "Miss Me?", I'm going to regret this.
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naw
just buttsecks
this fic's all nice and kosher
Fuck. Yes.
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And I had JUST fapped!
Oh, well, better fap again!
I can't imagine anyone acting like that. Is this some kind of Japanese stereotype?
2117602 New headcanon accepted: Darf is Japan.
My reaction to this fic appearing:
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So much butt touching it is like tumblr.
And the thesis that the best sex has the most buildup is proven yet again.
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Kudos for motivating the buttsecks
Oh dear lord I am dying over here in laughter during half the story, this one pleases me, you get to live a bit longer.
Sadly Bon-Bon's personality killed it for me, I could in no way enjoy it because her personalty was a total turnoff, still nicely written fic yah got her.
...
Wat.
EDIT: Let me clarify. I know the whole idea of a tsundere is that 'bitchy desire' thing - I don't really 'get it' but I know of the existence of it. But is it common to make them ... simple? Bonbon sounds like a 'special' child here. Maybe that was part of the idea, maybe? Is 'special porn' a fetish? Would this count? I just, I just don't really feel this. Uhm, if you kinda understand where I'm coming from. Though the earlier peice about the ... ooze was also very specific to a very specific fetish.
Still.
I can't even, man. I can't even.
I don't like how it was like it's telling me how I feel (or that I'm a part of it in the first place( I use these storys to get away from myself))
I love Bon Bon's expansive array of deep, intricate dialogue.
2118072 Aside from that, it's really well writen.
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my reaction upon seeing this sequel t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRI71U1gPUZCBu7gFOpuN22Cv_FasA015sklXMiHevMIKElLYAM
my reaction after reading it assets.diylol.com/hfs/26d/4b0/7a1/resized/polanski-meme-generator-yes-moar-of-that-cf47ca.jpg?1333350450.jpg
buttsecks
YOU
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Don't think Bon-Bon is quite to the point of being Simple or a Special Needs case. She's definitely slower than normal, but she seems to be quite capable of making her own decisions as a proper functioning adult.
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You're gross.
As always, the writing is great, if not written for the purpose of smut with the blatancy of your wording.
I wouldn't have preferred second person POV. To me, second person always comes off as hamfisted, telling you how you feel and how it is, and not just letting you read the story. It's like how Disney takes child actors and forces them to star in Christmas movies with Tim Allen -- they don't want to be part of the story, but they have to anyways.
I'm sure everyone on this site knows my preference of human x pony, so I'm not going to say a thing.
Still, it was good, though I'm still typing with two hands.
This is gross.
It's written as a sequel to one of the more "iffy" works with regards to viewer reception... but written in an improved, cleaner style more commonly seen with darf's later works.
... Intriguing.
Sorry but do refrain from spam-posting a single story to all of a group's folders, it's annoying.
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i did no such thing. i added it to one folder per group in HiE, clopfics, and second person
if someone else is doing that then it's not me
2118852 Well your story was added to 8 folders in The Great and Not Obsessive Trixie. I honestly don't think you can add other people's stories to a group folder.
Welp, that was just about the hottest thing ever. I admit I was a bit disappointed we didn't get to see the threesome, but really, that's just me being an over-greedy bastard. Unf.
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You most certainly can. Just click on the Add To Group button and add away.
Please don't take the items.
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You can.
I love you so much. All of my boner goes to you.
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Oh, well my mistake then.
But seriously though, don't do that guys, whoever did, it's really dumb and irritating.
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Sorry.
That was hilarious and oh so fucking sexy at the same time, good job
If it turns me on, it's all good with me!
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Thank you very much, darf. This is, in fact, what I was seeking, and you delivered once again. You may now return to your regularly scheduled rape/incest/fetish clop.
Okay, for real, dude, this was great, but as I have said before, I enjoy all your work on this site... well, except for "Miss Me?" Rancid semen drinking is a bit... much. But you write very provocative sex, to the point where I even enjoy the stuff I "complain" about. Remember, I'm a Drill Sergeant: it's my job to be overly critical and negative.
If an author ever asks me what they should write, I tell them the same thing I say to you: write what you want. Don;t give a fuck what the audience thinks, write the story YOU want to write. Happy, vanilla sex stories are a dime a dozen on here, and you want to do things differently, and that's awesome. You and AP write things that make people uncomfortable. Sometimes yes, because it's kinda squick, but other times... because you make them think just a bit. You present things that on instinct we decry as morally repugnant or gross, but you do it in such a way that the reader has to stop for a second and think. THAT is the greatest achievement for an author: making someone think.
Just please know that I really DO appreciate and love your writings here. If I ever complain too hard, it;'s only because I consider myself such a fan as I've earned the right to bitch.
That all being said, Happy Buttsecks is Best Buttsecks.
Ooh shit, a 15K-word sequel to 'Miss Me'.
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My boner is soooo hard right now. OMG I love butsex.
2119580 It's comments like these that makes me want to delete my clopfics and never write clop again.
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totally the opposite for me
no better endorsement than someone admitting they jerked off to something you wrote
unf
2119856 For some reason, it kinda creeps me out, because I know people have. It's creepy to know that people older and younger than me jerked off to something I wrote for my own pleasure. It's like masturbating with someone watching.
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sounds hot
excellent work my friend
Interesting, although I don't need to know how many people fapped to this, seriously guys I don't.
No really I don't need to know
King Lazaro Sol of Ziolia
"I know"
That was fucking amazing! (Literally)
So, a wardrobe takes you to Narnia, a cabinet takes you to Equestria, and a mirror takes you to Wonderland.
So where does the closet take me?