Bad things happen, and sometimes bad things happen to very good ponies, Pound and Pumpkin Cake know this very well. When they were only three years old they lost their auntie Pinkie Pie. There lives were never the same until a pink mare arrives on their sixteenth birthday and gives them a gift they could only dream of. One last day with auntie Pinkie.

You are Anon, the sole human of Equestria. Despite you living here for quite a while, you still discover new things daily. And since a minute here is pretty much ten minutes on Earth, you can discover quite a lot in a single day.

One of those things is that Fluttershy is a stoner.

Who knew?

Chapter Exclusive tags:
Puns - Chapter 1
Dialogue - Chapter 2
Regret - Chapter 3
Poon - Chapter 4
Missing Something - Chapter 5
A Bad Joke - Chapter 6

During the course of a sleepover at Ponyville Castle, it is revealed that neither Twilight nor any of her friends have ever kissed a stallion. Things quickly get competitive, and soon Spike, the only male within striking distance, is forced to run for his life.

EDIT: WOW! Already featured only a few hours after publishing 6/20/17! Thank you all!

Alicornhood...

Immortality...

Perfection...

These are words that Twilight heard when she woke up in a dark, cold Laboratory that she found herself imprisoned in. The words repeating over and over, the sense of insanity in the air as her whole body was useless. She couldn't use her magic, she couldn't use her wings, no one was coming to save her. But why? Why was she here? Who had captured her and why? Well, she's about to find out... and Equestria... Equestria may never be the same afterwards.

Rated Teen just in case, will change if I have to.
Proof-read by EverfreePony

Pegasus weather control unit 3 or as we call ourselves The Flying Rattlesnakes, is the single group of ponies I And would entrust my life to... And for good reason... Sandstorm wrangling on the southern border of Equestria is a dangerous job... Takes guts...sometimes more literally than anypony would ever want to see...

Two hundred years ago, Luna disappeared, and a few hours later, so did Celestia. Twilight explains the real reason why, and what it had to do with what Celestia had discovered in the vast and brutal world of the humans a thousand years prior: a being far more ancient, powerful, and inscrutable than anything Celestia had ever known.

Sequel: Celestia Wanderer

You know all about Celestia, Luna, and Cadence, but what about all the other the other Alicorns out there? Well, one studious princess wants to find them all and learn all she can from them, so Twilight Sparkle embarks on a journey with Spike to find and research the numerous Alicorn Princesses of Equestria.

Her journey begins in the Everfree Forest. Twilight didn’t think such a think was even possible, but on her way to Zecora’s place with Spike, she stumbles into a paradise. Waking up, Twilight finds herself in the embrace of the princess of time, who just so happens to have huge crush on the purple pony.

This story is a sequel to Equestria Wars Episode XV: Knights of Zero

After dealing with Zero, Charming Thunder sets out with Sombra and his old friend; Radiant Hope, to find the last piece of the crystalized princess of the Crystal Empire; Amore. They will overcome many challenges as they journey across the land of Equestria as Charming Thunder is guided by a Sith spirit.

Our protagonist; Scarlet Ivy, experiences some "changes" in her life. Changes which will test her sanity, her pride and when she discovers the truth...

Crazy Pyromaniac lives in Ponyville, a town so use to everything that even his stupid brain dead antics are mostly over looked.

Edited by TheFanWithoutaFace