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// 4:18 Firefly 
// Story: What Time is it? 
// by Lack of Tact 
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"Anon! Thank The All-Mother you're here!" You didn't even step through the goddamn door, is she psychic? "Yes! Now come in, come in! I've got to show you something absolutely wonderful!" Your mouth flatlines as you push the door open—which fell promptly onto the ground. Oookay.

"Um, Firefly? Did you break your door... and, uh, how?" Your question is pretty much ignored, making you feel like an utterly needless tool. The magic unihorse wasn't in the front room, so that probably explains it.

Probably not.

"Anon! I've discovered the answer to what you've been asking for the past [undisclosed] years now! I found a way to take you home!" Her voice travels through the entirety of the castle, with an intensity equal to the amount of pure shock—a little joy too—to her statement.

"A-a way home? W-when?!" You tear down the main hall in search of your would-be savior. Fuck this planet and everything on it! Honestly, you were so happy you forgot the main reason why you needed or wanted to stop by in the first place.

"I've discovered it last night! It was so simple, that's why I overlooked it! Get in here!" Before you can even ask where 'here' is, you're engulfed in a purplish-pink aura before everything goes white.

Aaaaand now you're standing in the middle of what looks like a sex dungeon.

You blink.

You blink again.

And once more, for dramatic effect. "Firefly."

"Yeeees, Anon?" Her voice sounds from behind you; you very much so don't want to turn around, but sadly, as the saying goes, curiousity fucked over the curious. Your eyes are greeted to a very much latex covered Firefly Windowsill. Her posterior the only place without that black-spandex-esque suit.

You. Have. No. Words—weeell, save for a few. "Um, Firefly? How do I get home from here?" Your innocent mind doesn't even know how to process this.

"Well, the gate is locked, Anon, but you have the key. You gotta shove your monkey cock into my pleasure hole, it's the only way."

And your innocent mind breaks.

Now that you think about it, you'd rather stay with these horses than risk any kind of disease on your way home. You turn around, flip her off, and leave. You hear her wink after you.

"Soon, my sweet."

"Nope."