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// Crazy's Keepers 
// Story: Life is Fun When You're Crazy 
// by Comrade Bagel Muffin 
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"Who was it?" One of the guards asked as his comrade walked back into the barracks, carrying Crazy by the tail. Crazy thought the world looked funny all upside down. "Oh, this must be that pony that Celestia told Twilight to tell us about."
"Woo, I'm getting kind of dizzy."
"Yep this is him," the guard said. Crazy fell and hit his head on the floor, with a sound that was distinctly hollow.
"Why is he covered in soot?" the other guard entering into the barracks common room.
"I kind of, maybe, probably blew up half of the market," Crazy answered tapping his front hooves together, doing his best to avoid eye contact. "I was showing the shopkeeper which button he wasn't supposed to press when he asked me for my plastic explosives."
"So, you pressed the button to show him which button not to push." Crazy nodded. "Well aren't you just that special kind of stupid."
"Now don't be too hard on him, he didn't mean to blow up half of Ponyville."
"Yeah and it was a reasonable mistake." Both guards looked at their comrade who had carried Crazy in. "What."
"Dear Luna, there's two of them" They both said in shock.