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// Crazy's Letter 
// Story: Life is Fun When You're Crazy 
// by Comrade Bagel Muffin 
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Dear, Ms. Big Pony with the Sun on her butt.
I'm starting this letter in blue because it's my favoritest color in the whole wide world. I'm writing this letter because a really nice pony came to the barracks, who told me she was your student and that you like letters about friendship. I'm sure you're a good teacher, but I still think Ms. Cheerilee is the best. I hope that doesn't make you sad, but she's really fun and lets us play outside for what she calls recess. I like recess, because I can play with all of the other colts and fillies. Though I mostly play with Button Mash and Rumble, they're my friends. There's also a group called the CMC, I like them too. They're so much fun.


Crazy put the Blue crayon down and grabbed an orange one from the box.


I really like the guard ponies, they're really nice. Mr. Loyal Heart really seems to understand me the best. I like Mr. Duty Bound because he's fun and helps me with my homework and buys the sodas that I like. Oh, and Mr. Winged Shield is a good pony too, even if he yells at me sometimes. I really wish that orange crayons tasted like oranges, but they don't they just taste like wax and wax taste disgusting. It's almost as bad as soap. I know that because when I accidently burned down the barracks, one of the adults said the p word. Then when I said it, after I bumped my leg against the corner, Mr. Duty Bound washed my mouth out, It was nasty.


Crazy scrunched up his face at the memory of the unpleasant taste. He laid the orange crayon down and pulled out the next color from the crayon box.


I'm actually kind of glad that I burned it down and so are the guard ponies. It was amazing, the fire was out in only a half an hour. Then all the ponies in Ponyville rebuilt it, and they made it so much better. I even got a room of my own now, so I'm not just living in the attic. I really like my room, it's painted blue, and that's my favorite color.


Crazy put down the crayon and picked up the last one in his crayon box.


I really didn't want to use green because it's my least favorite color, but I'd feel bad for leaving it out, you know? Well I think that I've written enough for the nice purple pony with the glitter on her butt. Thank you Ms. Sun Butt Pony for sending me to Ponyville, I really like it here, and my friends are here, so I'm going to go play now.
Bye-bye see you later.