When a Tyranid hive-feet descends upon the world of Equestria, Terra sends in the Ordo Xenos, and the Ordo Xenos send in the Imperial Guard. Among the regiments are the legendary Tanith First-and-Only, led by Colonel Commisar Ibram Gaunt. It quickly becomes apparent that theirs is a suicide mission. Can Gaunt fight against crippling morale, Canterlot politics, and the Inquisition itself to save a xeno-world? Will Elim Rawne learn the magic of Friendship? Read on to find out!

Note: Gaunt's Ghosts is the property of Dan Abnett; I have no rights to any of the characters taken from it, and this is a work of parody. For the sake of not spoiling the Gaunt's Ghosts series, all characters are treated as alive at the outset of this fic. Given Abnett's talent for killing off beloved characters, this has forced me to limit how many of the ghosts I include; as such, I apologize if a favorite of yours isn't present.

On one of my mind trips, I create a pocket dimension that is Equestria. I proceed to conquer it, for it is my right as its creator.

*Yes; this is exactly what it sounds like. The prompt was: ‘your self-insert takes over Equestria’. What else was I supposed to do?

[You might also want to enjoy the Youtube reading for this story made by The One and the Only.]

Here's what the readers are saying about this story:

I bring up Rise of Insanity by Bad Dragon as some of the coolest surreal shit I've ever read. -Verbose Mode

this story takes the concept of a self-insert way too literally, as the vast majority of it takes place within his own gastrointestinal tract. Um, eww? -Palm Palette

After an adventure with toys, twilight and her friends, the CMC, and Starlight this time, all wanna go on a spooky adventure! They meet up with a boy named Zach, his friend Champ, a girl named Hannah, and a book writer named R.L. Stine. They then fight a bunch of monsters while trying to defeat the mastermind behind it all. Will they be able to stop the monsters or will they be sent to the depths of a book and be doomed to turn into words forever?

CANCELED DUE TO WAY TOO MUCH CRITICISM

The typical HiE but a bit different, lets see how Thomas Matthew, a retired CEO for a major shipping company, can take Equestria (DO NOT POST IN RANDOM GROUPS PLEASE)

Special Thanks to Geo Breaker for letting me use his OC's
Click/tap here for Ebony and Lucky Spark's backstory

UPDATE: due to a new character, im putting in the 'sex' tag for light sex related talk/stuff

This story is a sequel to The Sixty-Third Rule

Soulmates are supposed to stay together forever. But forever is a long, long time. Back on Earth, it was understood that broken hearts were far more common than happy endings. Can ponies really love each other enough that it never fades, even after countless lifetimes?

Silver Star worries about this. As usual, he's probably wasting his time.

This story is set in the Optimalverse, and I strongly recommend reading the other stories in my continuity first.

Sunset Shimmer is a master thief who uses clever tricks to steal with her partner, Starlight Glimmer. After discovering that the money they robbed from a casino is counterfeit, they go to the country of Everfree, which is rumored to be the source of the forgery. But, when they enter the country, Sunset Shimmer comes across her ex-boyfriend, Prince Rough Draft, who is being forced to marry the ruler of the country, Queen Adagio Dazzle. With the help of Starlight Glimmer, and a samurai named Tempest Shadow, Sunset Shimmer goes on a heist to rescue the love of her life while trying to find out the queen's sinister plot. Will she stop Queen Adagio Dazzle and save the prince, or will she be captured by her longtime enemy, Inspector Twilight Sparkle?

Adapted from the 1979 anime film directed and co-written by Hayao Miyazaki, Lupin III: The Castle of Cagliostro.

The multiverse is vast and endless. All the possibilities can happen within it. One of which see's our friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man born of the Saiyan Race, sent to Earth to escape a terrible fate. While on Earth he befriends heroes from the Marvel and DC legends, who coexist on this world.

Eventually, Spider-Man finds himself in the world of Equestria, and a new adventure begins.

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Episode Intro Song - Smash Into Pieces, Let Me Be Your Superhero - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdIFtakQ2rI

Episode Outro Song - Nickelback, Hero - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjhkSjb41VQ

Voice Cast
All MLP characters remain voiced by their original VA's (With some exceptions)
Peter Parker/Spider-Man - Josh Keaton

The Elements of Harmony. Six artifacts of legendary power that have provided for the peace of Equestria for over a thousand years. While Queen Chrysalis managed to deny the ponies their ultimate defense, she still lost to a different unexpected surprise in the form of a love-powered shield spell.

However, the Elements won't be so easily denied. Unbeknownst to anyone, they awaken in their vault and cast Chrysalis into another world to teach her a lesson or six about life and harmony.

Stripped of her power, trapped in a form unfamiliar even to a changeling, and at the mercy of the locals, Chrysalis must learn how to get along with others before she is allowed to return to save her hive. And if successful, she may just be allowed to keep her new friend... If he's willing, and if he can survive the drawbacks of being one of the rarest changeling classes ever seen:

A breeding drone.

Join a spoiled rotten queen and a workaholic electrical engineer in the retelling of an adventure that brought them together across the boundaries of space and time. Because sometimes, a little change isn't all that bad.

(Changeling Drone 'Gazer' design artwork courtesy of oFimFiction.net member 'More Dakka')

Button Mash has been a classic gamer since he got his first game. However, things change when a new, innovative game comes out, plunging Button into the world of FPS gaming. What he doesn't know, is that it's not just about the thrill. It's all about the game.

(I own nothing. Enjoy another story of mine followers, if there are any of you.)

How many times must I be called monster, beast, or foul chimera?
How many times must they hunt me down?
What did I do?
What do they see?
...
Am I a monster?
...
Do they want a monster?

Featured 12/23/2021 first time I got a story featured :)
edited by:
DarthBall - Fimfiction
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