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It is a fact that horses have served mankind for thousands of years, in times of war and in times of peace. Your horse – a chestnut mare named Zayna – helps you to earn your primary source of income, in the form of a riding school.

But then, a freak occurrence dumps you both in a strange new land populated by talking ponies. At first, they are a bit hostile due to a misunderstanding — but that's nothing when you realise it's not just ponies who can talk here.

As it turns out, horses can as well.

AUTHOR'S NOTES

Featured on Equestria Daily.

This is NOT an Anonymous in Equestria story.

First two chapters edited by Shin Guyviroth.

Special thanks to Shachza and Alticron for their assistance.

Rated Teen for suggestive themes.

TD Harrison Powell, the human that first came to Equestria in No, I am NOT a Brony, GET ME OUTTA EQUESTRIA!!! has been in Ponyville for about three months when Twilight realizes something interesting: she doesn't really know that much about humans and how they work. Sure TD is receptive to her interviews for the most part, but he can't tell her everything and she wants to find out about how he acts casually.

So she decides to stalk him for science!

This is a little one-shot I decided to make while I'm waiting for my pre-readers to get the next chapter to me. This is canon and isn't supposed to be taken seriously at all.

Inspired by, but not ripped off of, Mood Wings

Jason, an orphan, sits around, dreaming of having a family. He mostly wants to do Christmas. But, his dreams finally come true! And, he gets adopted by a princess! And three cute sisters, who could literally make you faint with their cuteness. Life couldn't be better for Jason!
Wrong.
He actually had no say in the matter. The next thing Jason knew, he was taken to another world, ruled by ponies! He also had no say in the matter of his name. They changed it to Harmony. If she wasn't the ruler of the land (and not to mention they had phones... and CPS) he would call the Child Protection Agency and have her locked up.
... If they had it...

When Rainbow Dash leaves her, Pinkie Pie decides it's time to off herself! But when her own methods fail, it's up to her friends to help her. And thus, begins an exciting adventure of assisted suicide and the horrible hijinks which ensue!

Raccoon, you are not funny and should feel bad.

This is a crack-fic I wrote back before Season 2 aired. At the time, the Equestria Daily mods refused to even read it, saying it was sick, unfunny, and completely inappropriate. As a result, it's a bit out of date, but you know what? I still think it's hilarious, even years later, so I'm posting it with only minor revision.

Celestia was having a perfectly normal day until her most faithful student teleported into her room requesting a belly rub.

Celestia is in despair. The future for her, her sister Luna, and the future of Equestria does not look bright. Prince Blueblood, always on the hunt to expand his power, has dug up an ancient law that dictates that not only should Princess Celestia take on the title and role of Queen of Equestria, she must either choose or produce an heir within a 6 month period of time or be forced to choose the most senior member of the royal family to succeed her. This member would be Blueblood as Princess Luna can only cover the duties of the moon. To Celestia all seems lost.

Until one night, she comes across a strange child in the Canterlot Gardens. The child is a human, all alone with no family to be heard of in Equestria.

Celestia, out of the kindness of her heart chooses to adopt the child as her own son and declares him her heir to the throne.

Now the young human must face the challenges of being the heir to an entire country while under the scrutiny of ponies like Blueblood and the care of ponies like his mother.

After a long day’s work, Celestia loves nothing more than to get her belly rubbed by Josh, the Royal Belly Scratcher.

This story is a sequel to A Blind Delight

FEATURED! 05/19/2015 at 5:32 AM!
Brought back from the dead and Featured 01/18/2020
Thrice now.

Season 2 of A Blind Delight is here. Trevor is back after his victory in the tournament and is ready to settle down with his new marefriend Cloudkicker. but during a little excursion to a club Trevor makes the worst mistake of his life. He runs away from Ponyville to find a way to rid him of the problem he should have dealt with when it wasn't that big of a problem.

Darkness takes hold of Equestria without anyone noticing the signs of his return. The signs are all there for the shadow's of a king are beginning to take shape. Who will be able to stop this threat that dared rear it's ugly head? Will Trevor ever be rid of Shade? Stay tuned for more ABD Season 2.

((Same thing as last time folks.))

((Contains anthro ponies if you don't like it then don't read I'm not gonna look at you any differently than I already do... I love you guys sometimes))

((Final note I do not mean to offend anyone by writing this and making the main character blind. Again I mean no offense to anyone you know who may be blind. This is strictly a work of fiction and should not be taken seriously as truth. Respect disabilities and understand that they never wanted them to begin with. That is all and please enjoy the story for what it is worth.))

Trevor Garris A twenty-two year old blind man. Trevor was enjoying his birthday by first going to the store with his step-father when they were T-boned by another vehicle. Trevor was launched out of the vehicle and somehow landed in Equestria. Which happens to be inhabited by anthromorphic ponies. Can Trevor survive in this new and dangerous world or with he be left in the dark.

((Well I guess you will have to read to find out now won't you.))

((Contains anthro ponies if you don't like it then don't read I'm not gonna look at you any differently than I already do... I love you guys sometimes))

((Final note I do not mean to offend anyone by writing this and making the main character blind. I spoke with my friend who is blind and he is helping me writing this up so it is accurate to how he goes about his day. Again I mean no offense to anyone you know who may be blind. This is strictly a work of fiction and should not be taken seriously as truth. Respect disabilities and understand that they never wanted them to begin with. That is all and please enjoy the story for what it is worth.))

Trevor an average human brony finds himself the next day in equestria by commands of the goddess of the moon to be the guardian angle of the most hyperactive pony in equestria only to be rivaled by cheese sandwich, pinkie pie. little do they both know that some of pinkies friends are having similar problems. hijinks, destruction and randomness ensue as they get deeper into the history of the town and the adventures the friends go on.

(Stories occur in season five, the cafe scenes occur afterwards.)

SIDE NOTE! Rewrite complete for now.