Desmond Mallory wasn't ever lucky, in fact he was quite the opposite. Misfortune and disaster always seemed be waiting around every corner. Tired of his "curse" he tries everything from Hoodoo to Holy water, with little to no effect.

Wispers and strange rumors of a peculiar bookstore that only opens after dark, where many odd tales of "magic" being preformed draws Demond's interest.

Can they cure his curse of misfortune? And why does everyone seem to be talking in horse puns?

Leo, without consent, is sent into another world full of magic, monsters, and ponies. Uncovering the mysteries of the world, journey with our hot-blooded hero as he overcomes hardship and obstacles with his new friends, slowly accumulating power along the process. Seeking the truths of the world, Leo might just find who put him here. Will he be able to handle the price for finding the answers? Or will he crumble under the pressure?

This story has somewhat of a serious tone, with a comedic undertone. If you like characters growing from weak to strong, fantasy world building, and heart-pumping and intense action, this story might be just for you!

NOTES
-Heavily inspired by Wuxia and Xianxia novels such as "Martial World" and "True Martial World," focusing on "Taoism" fantasy. Also heavily inspired by "Gurren Lagann".
-Any constructive feedback is HIGHLY appreciated, being my first written piece (no proofreader as well).
-This is going to be going along the main FiM story timeline but with twists so most changes to the canon are intentional.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own any media linked or used. It is only used as an optional way to boost the reading experience. I also do not promote the use of drugs.

A poor choice was made one faithful summer day. A young man finds what many would call a miracle of science, a portal, a gateway, a bloody wormhole. No matter what you call it, the fact was that a young man found it.

"A hand wouldn't hurt." The dumbfounded man said. "Just one hand, then I'll leave."

Like a fool he reached out and touched the cursed thing. And much like a fly to a trap, there was no hope for escape. The portal warped and stretched the second the young man dare touch it. And with a final startled scream the young man forever vanished from whence he came.

I am that foolish young man, I am the one who dare mess with forces far to large for me to comprehend, and I am the one who was forever sealed from going back to whence I came. With nothing more than a bag to my name, I walked forward with no way back.

My name is Status Quo, and here I stand.

Alone.

Hello.

I live, if a bit glum. No promises I will continue with this, but the idea wouldn't leave my head. So here we are.

Enjoy!

- Blue Insomniac

Sometimes friends come in all shapes and sizes, and can come from the most of unlikely of places. but having friends from parallel worlds, well that's diffidently a new one. so what would happen when a Pokémon trainer on the way of winning a Pokémon league, gets teleported to Equestria, well I can tell you that things get weird, funny, and an adventure for the trainer to find his way home while helping his new friends deal with an invading wave of darkness and hunger.

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now to give just a little context for you my readers, this fic takes place roughly a month or so after the start of Season 1 of MLP: FiM, but it will deviate in having story elements tweaked.

another bit of info I wish to give you is that while the Pokémon do have their 4 usual moves, in this fic, they will have some normal type moves for basic attacks. so something akin to Pokken Tournament. also Matt, the trainer will also take part in battles and fights (which honestly all trainers should have some level of skill in)
-as for the team of Pokémon:

Camerupt (the Eruption Pokémon - Male)
Type: Fire/Ground.
Ability: Solid Rock – reduces damage from super-effective attacks.
Mega Ability: Sheer Force – removes added effects to increase move damage.
Moves: Eruption/Earth Power/Yawn/Lava Plume.

Lycanroc (the Wolf Pokémon/Midnight - Female)
Type: Rock.
Ability: No Guard – Ensures attacks by or against the Pokémon land.
Moves: Rock Slide/Counter/Payback/Play Rough.

Mienshao (the Martial Arts Pokémon - Female)
Type: Fighting.
Ability: Inner Focus – the Pokémon is protected from flinching.
Moves: Detect/Bounce/Blaze Kick/Force Palm.

Kingdra (the Dragon Pokémon - Male)
Type: Water/Dragon.
Ability: Sniper – powers up moves if they become critical hits.
Moves: Smokescreen/Hydro Pump/Twister/Icy Wind.

Probopass (the Compass Pokémon - Male)
Type: Rock/Steel.
Ability: Sturdy – it cannot be knocked out with one hit.
Moves: Lock-On/Zap Cannon/Magnet Bomb/Rock Tomb.

Alolan Ninetales (the Fox Pokémon - Female)
Type: Ice/Fairy.
Ability: Snow Cloak – Raises evasion in a hailstorm.
Moves: Ice Beam/Confuse Ray/Dazzling Gleam/Aurora Veil.

The Gate is a magical portal that links two worlds together, one world is full of chaos and strife while the other leads to a magical land full of technicolored talking ponies, no one knows how the gate came to be or how it works but one things for sure one man will take on responsibility and learn about these ponies the best as he can all the while learning about the magic that is friendship

Chapter 1
You are Anonymous and you're in the hospital. There was an incident and it was all Twilight's fault. In order to make it up to you, she wants to use magic to help set everything right. Lucky you!

Chapter 2+
There were demands for this story to be continued, so put on your big boy pants because this thing is going to get weird. Sometimes you are Anonymous the human, other times you may be someone else, in this second-person POV adventure. More backstory, more world building, more characters, and more snarky comments! Think of thing that you've never thought before!

My first published story.
Rated "Teen" for sexually suggestive themes, crass language, and profanity.
Updates whenever I come up with an idea for a chapter. Feel free to suggest ideas for future chapters in the comments.

Discord knows many things, has powers that can make heads flip and worlds turn upside down with a snap of his fingers, but if he's turned to stone again if Twilight can break her friends free from his influence, he was going to need an heir. Before his secondary loss, which he knew would eventually be inevitable, he chooses someone from another world, a young man named Charles, to take his stead and be the next Lord of Chaos. But with a new life comes a new body, and it's hard to be a menacing, chaotic deity when you're turned into a young draconequus colt.

This is a story requested by LordOfChoas.

Friends are there to make memories, to love, to respect. Pinkie Pie knows this better then any pony, and she's been trying for so long, to go beyond that. Through trials and misfortune, she'll keep going as long as her big heart keeps beating; because for her, some things are more important, then any friend could ever be.

After falling asleep in your garden, you end up in the Everfree Forest. A chance encounter leads you on a new story. A story of new experiences and everyday trials in the world of pastel ponies. With a question always in your mind. One that needs an answer. Can you get home?

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A Second Person Human in Equestria Story that's been rattling in my brain for a little while (one of many). Writing with the hope of it improving my written story telling abilities
Set during Season 1, with some FiM events occuring, however they will be out of order from the show.

Big shoutout to Winter Star who pointed out many of my grammatical errors

Main Tags will be updated as story progresses.
Constructive Criticism welcome
Main and Chapter titles may change lol I'm very indecisive.

Additional Tags: Mainly from a nameless human male PoV, Some wish fulfillment (Aren't all fanfics), Technically alt universe (given that a human appears and events are out of order. Not AU enough to actually tag it yet though).
Update: Violence and very little profanity (like 1 or 2 words)