I will admit to the guilt of being a loner. Personally, I like the silence. It means more me time, rather than me and someone else time.

Oh but wait. That's right, as fate would have it, suddenly I'm in neck level expenses in covering for a particular mare that just so happened to knock on my door as though she was a freaking Jehovah's witness.

Do I have time to learn about the almighty god, Pinkie Pie?

No.

I don't.

To be honest, I've been saying that alot lately...

You're a new student searching for a new school. Canterlot High is one of your options. But how would you feel if you know there's a secret suvival center inside, created in order to finish it with the least possible effort and risk?

Cover art by Uotapo.

Thanks to MrDerpface for the editing! You're the real hero here!

Featured on the popular stories list! (7/14/17)

Two hundred years ago, Spike the dragon watched the mare he loved die in his arms. On that night, he swore vengeance, and he would not be denied.

Now he runs the most secret, most powerful military organization in the world.

It's not an easy job. One mistake could cost a life, and whole teams have gone missing in a single night. Yet still Spike continues his vigil, and still he pushes these ponies to fight and keep the world safe from its hidden threats.

Zombies, lycans, vampires, ghosts; it's simply too much for a team of ponies to handle.

But by Celestia, Silver Dust is going to try.

After all, when the Department of Supernatural and Paranormal Investigation calls, you are duty bound to answer.

Azure Foalklore is a bard, traveling the land in search of epic stories, songs, and the occasional bit of treasure. But mostly, she plays for special events around Ponyville and Canterlot. But after one cute-ceañera, she begins to feel restless and heads back out on the road, dark memories following.

Continuity: Bardic Lore

Featured Sidebar 3-19-17

“Why did you call me Rossy?”

“Because that’s your name. And from now on, you will call me Patricia. Now tell me how the world ended.”

Based on 'The Conversation of Eiros and Charmion.'

Thanks to MrDerpface for the editing! You're the real hero here!

For Opium4TmassS.

Featured on the popular stories list! (3/18/17)

My contribution for Month of Lurve.

Sunburst has messed up everything between him and Starlight. Now he has to amend the situation, but what is the correct form of doing it when she has an unstable personality and the powers of a goddess?

Cover art by Osipush.

Thanks to MrDerpface for the editing! You're the real hero here!

Featured on the popular stories list! (2/24/17)

This is the story they never wanted to tell you. This is the story about your favorite characters that has been kept secret. This is the story... behind the laughter. Inspired by The Simpsons' episode of the same name.

Ultimare Universe by Siden. Another Horse Universe by Xebck. Vectors by Xebck, Osipush, OinkTweetStudios and Flash Equestria Photography.

Character tags per season (Spoiler Alert!):

All: Twilight Sparkle (Stardust Nova), Fluttershy (Cottontail), Applejack (Sparkling Cider), Rarity (Ivory), Pinkie Pie (Ink Blot), Rainbow Dash (Prism Wing), Spike (Spyke), Apple Bloom (Apple Spritz), Sweetie Belle (Marble), Scootaloo (Plume), Celestia (Futas Le Rotcerid), Luna (Lunare Le Recudorp), The Creator (OC).
Season 1: Spitfire, Photo Finish, Trixie (Bellatrix Monolaul), Nurse Redheart, Diamond Tiara (Diamond Dazzle), Silver Spoon (Tin Shot), Vinyl Scratch, Octavia (Cameo from Mango Dash).
Season 2: Discord (Q), Big Mac (Mulled Cider), Cheerilee (Chirpy Tune), Fancy Pants, Derpy, Doctor Whooves, Shining Armor (Bolero), Cadance (Gleaming Shield), Chrysalis (Christine Allyster) (Cameos from Fleur Dis Lee and Fluffle Puff).
Season 3: Lightning Dust (Indigo Zap), Amethyst Star, Dinky, Gilda, Flash Sentry (Cameos from Dan and Pauly Sentry).
Season 4: Bulk Biceps, Suri Polomare (Shauna Tubleu), Coco Pommel (Gabrielle Chand de Lier), Lyra, Bon Bon, Cheese Sandwich (UHF), Maud Pie (Izzy Rock), Limestone Pie (Decibelle), Marble Pie (Cashmere).
Season 5: Sunset Shimmer (Evening Blaze), Starlight Glimmer (Nightfall Shine), Tree Hugger, Minuette, Moon Dancer (Majesty), Rara (Halle Nal).
Season 6: Flurry Heart, Sunburst, Ember (Amber), Zephyr Breeze, Gabby, Thorax (Crystal Hoof).
Season 7: Zecora, Soarin, Granny Smith (Madam Applecrest), Daring Do (Cameo from Pony Head).

Thanks to MrDerpface for helping me!

Featured on the popular stories list! (12/25/16-12/26/16)

* Voted Twice as the #1 Comedy FanFic on Equestria Daily *

Well, what can I say? This is the story of a man. Or maybe he was... a pony-man. Or maybe he was just a... Pony! But he was still...

FIREWAAAAAAAALLLL!!!!

... Yeah, this is that story. The story where a guy goes to a party and wakes up in Ponyville. That guy (I know him as 'me') seems to have landed in his own personal little heaven. Hell, I even brought me a pack of endless cigarettes. How does that not kick all kinds of flank?

So yeah, everything was awesome. The End.

Well, except for The Nightmare. And Trixie. And some jerk named David. Then there was that Azure Flora pony. And that skank princess that steals my goddamn phone!

Listen, summaries just... They just don't cut it. If you want the story, it's provided right here.

Just a warning. I use cusswords like a big boy.

ALSO LUNA IS NOTHING BUT A GODDAMN TROLL!

Curious about Five Score? Come check out the story that inspired dozens of side fics and been enjoyed by bronies for years!

Original Synopsis Even though MLP:FiM ended a few years ago, my friends and I still loved the show. Stories, merch, fan art, I loved it all. Things started to get a weird though when I found myself with a cutie mark appearing on my leg. Humans aren't supposed to get cutie marks, so where the heck did this come from? And what's going on with my hair?

More Detailed Synopsis: Five Score is an action/adventure story of the human-to-pony transformation genre. It’s unique from most transformation stories because the transformation itself is not really the point of the story. It’s the inciting incident that raises countless challenges that must be resolved. They are on earth, as a pony, and need to fix this before things get worse. Think about yourself in their hooves for a moment. How are you supposed to change back or even figure out what caused it in the first place? How are you supposed to get food or do anything on Earth without being spotted by humans? If you are spotted or captured, how would you escape? How does one even open a door with hooves!? Did anyone else on Earth get changed as well? How could you get the word out to the other ponies who are themselves hiding? Is it worth risking travel across the country to reach the others? Which of your friends would you trust to help you deal with this? And why did you turn into this particular pony? Surely it wasn’t random chance, right?

These challenges are the tip of the iceberg in this full length adventure novel There’s a lot of humor, many tense scenes, and hell maybe even a war.

But don’t just take it from me, Look what random people on the internet are saying about Five Score, Divided by Four

One of the best things to come out of this fandom.
-IrraticDrop

This made me change how I think about fictional worlds, imagination, and creativity
-relgukxilef

The only story on FimFiction to have me literally shaking with excitement.
-jeramiahsental

SWEET FILLY LUNA I AM FLIPPING MY SHIT RIGHT NOW
-Shadow Reaper

Five Score master editor:
Scrub

Five Score proofreaders:
Comrade Sparkle
Rustle my Jimmies