During another meaningless day at home, an unsuspecting man suddenly becomes the portal from which Pinkie emerges.
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Shameless self insert.

Warning: Anthroponies! Again if this displeases you, well that sucks.
Alternate version to It's always worth the price.
One night, John Dixon was working on a story for Fimfiction. He was about to hit the publish button when the most unexpected happened. What does one do when they become a character in their own story?

[2nd Person Perspective]

Working as a waiter at Canterlot's various social gatherings is a nice job. Especially since you began chatting with the cello player of the usual quartet, Octavia. You've gotten to know a lot about her, but one night there seems to be something on her mind. You offer her a drink to ease her nerves and you bring your glasses together in cheers.

Next thing you know, you wake up in a strange hotel room in a town you've never been to next to a certain gray mare.

Art by John Joseco

"YOU ARE NOT THE REAL PINKIE PIE!"
"You probably shouldn't even exist."
"You're only a clone, you don't HAVE any feelings!"

Who was she to believe? She was barely a day old, and already she'd seen the disappearance of her mirror images, all but her. Was she just a clone? A disposable unfeeling analog?
What would happen if she became her own pony? If she became real?

Is it possible for one of the Pinkie's, the only copy left behind, to develop? To become an entirely different pony to the one that she was modelled after?

Oh, and before I forget, thanks to the amazing WerewolfNobody for the (At one point) cover art!
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Rarity is in dire need of a break, and when that break arrives in the form of a pony named Roseluck, a pony who has secretly admired her for years, will she uknowingly use that attraction to her advantage? And will Roseluck be able to win Rarity's affections before a certain stallion does?

James Ivanez has finally reached his limit. After living a life that has worn him down, mentally, physically and emotionally. He is pained by the knowledge that at twenty five years of age, he is more than willing to let it all go. So how does James handle his last few moments of life, before he is finally free to dream forever? Like any other sane suicidal young man would, a bottle of whiskey and a memory of someone special. Just as James is about to fade away, lying in a pool of his own blood. The one pony that can save him appears.

...Princess Luna.

After Luna convinces James into allowing her to save him, he is told that he will be given a new life, far from the one he has ever known...but at what price? James must now start a new life as a pegasus in Equestria, but without any memory what so ever of his life before as a human. How will James transition into his new life? Will he finally find the happiness he always searched for, or will his life in Equestria end just as tragically as it did on Earth?

Where does one begin, when one does not have a beginning..?

Will James ever remember his previous life, and will he ever be able to see the one who saved him again...his friend...his Silhouette In The Sky..?

When Derpy Hooves dose a drastic crime against the muffin peoples, she turns herself in. It is now up to the investigator, Axle John, to either prove her innocent or guilty. when a certain pony gets to attached to his criminal, what is in store for him, and his new roommate?

editing by: Danx , SweetieBellema121, The_Silent_Hero,, Vehemence, and octavia1997

lots of editors. and all god friends

I want to thank http://www.fimfiction.net/user/ShutterGuy] for the awesome picture he has done for this story. He captured Toby perfectly, so I give all credit to him and also he is a good writer, check out his story "Human and Pony alike", it is good.

Toby Mason is a six year old human child who wishes for someone to love him. One year earlier, Toby lost his mother Ashley Mason who died in a terrible car crash coming to pick him up from school one day. After Ashley's death, Toby was hard to console, but his father James Mason took the loss the hardest.

Feeling as his life ending along with Ashley's, James began drinking heavily, and in turn started becoming abusive toward Toby. Mostly verbally abusive, he would call Toby weak, pathetic, and blamed Ashley's death on him. Heartbroken by his father's actions, Toby would make a wish upon a star to find a new home, and find a new family who would love him and not be mean to him like his father.

How would the ponies of Equestria, especially The Mane Six react toward finding a lost human child in their land? Will the take him in and treat him as one of their own, or will they fear him and abandon him?

There is no better way to resolve conflicts than good rap battle.
And some rape.

Thank TeXXy.

Scootaloo goes to see Momma after a long day.
This is my first fic, so be brutal. I want to be better.