“I’ve been in the land of Equestria for a few months now, and I have seen some of the most mind-boggling things one can ever imagine seeing. When I’d managed to finish that birdbath a few days ago, I have never, not even in my wildest dreams—not in a million lifetimes—would I ever seen an alicorn floating around inside of it.”

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Princess Celestia went out for a stroll to a coffee shop. The next morning, she is single-hoofedly destroying the coffee industry.

How?

No really, how?

The only human in Equestria has an awkward time in a bar. Mostly due to the massive language barrier.

Anon delivers a somewhat late, very unexpected birthday present to Rainbow Dash.

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When a colt named "Bad Dude" storms into Celestia's personal study and declares himself as her latest arch enemy, the Princess can't help but nearly gush from the sight. As perhaps the cutest villain Celestia has ever encountered, she hurriedly calls for Luna to meet him as well.

But is there more to "Bad Dude" than his cute exterior would suggest?

No. No there is not.

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What if pony princesses were actually highly social carnivores?

What if a National Geographic team began following them around to film a documentary?

What if nopony saw anything unusual about this?

A metaphor about growing up. Or possibly a metaphor about living in a surveillance society. Or maybe just a very, very weird idea that needed to become a story.

Because her sister has been on the moon for a thousand years, and isn't getting any younger, Celestia schedules an appointment for Princess Luna. Specifically, a colonoscopy.

Edited by: Magic Man and Chaotic Note

Thanks to Majin Syeekoh for help with the summary.

Fluttershy is still a vampire and Twilight has an idea to create the greatest romance Equestria has ever seen. Now if only her friends would cooperate.

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Twilight and her friends all get together for a sleepover, looking forward to some well deserved downtime. Discord arrives, standing outside in the rain, pleading for entrance and to come in out of the weather. Twilight Sparkle insists that this is a mares only sleepover, so Discord does the only thing he can do, doing the unthinkable to gain entry.

Once inside, Discord, now Eris, tries to bond with the mane six and learn the magic of friendship.

The mane six fail to take into account the magic of Discord.

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Fluttershy has a very difficult question to ask Twilight Sparkle. A simple question, it seems, but first, she has to...
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