Okay, first off, you don't get to call me Flurry Heart. Not unless you have special privileges which are only afforded to those who are related to me and/or are national heroes. Or, I guess, if you're that guard that mom sends after me...

Point is, I'm Skyla. Got it memorized? SKY. LA.

Now these are the stories of how I earned myself that name. And a few other titles. And look, maybe mom and dad say I'm just going through a phase, but I say PHASES ARE FOR WIMPS. This, is who I am!

And the only reason I'm using Circus-Cinnamon's photo is because I can't find any other photos with how I really feel on it. I mean seriously, crystal ponies, I'm yelling half the time, is it that hard to take an angry picture?!

A millennium ago, give or take, Princesses Celestia and Luna were nearly defeated by the most powerful villain that they had ever faced, Grogar, the dreaded lord of Tambelon. Thanks only to the whims of random chance, the two princesses survived that encounter, but have been forced to live in fear of the time of his inevitable return. That time is now...

...But whatever revival was intended has gone a little... wrong. Behind the wheels of Grogar's body is the spirit of a slightly extremely eccentric human. Equestria would have been lucky to survive the real Grogar, but will the ponies fare any better with this loon ruling Tambelon?

Sex Tag For Sexy Times Reasons, Gore Tag For Gorey Time Reasons.

You. Have. Been. Warned.

You can't go home again. That's what they say--and Sunset Shimmer happens to agree. You can't go home again. You really, really can't.

Coverart: bakki

This story is a sequel to Sour Sweet Reality

During a visit to Sunny Flare's mansion, Sour Sweet explains how her anxieties make her feel that having a mental condition means that she shouldn’t have children. As fate would have it, she discovers that she has run out of her medication the very next morning. Deciding to stay home from Crystal Prep and wait for her mother to pick up more, she learns that not all hallucinations are terrifying… especially those that call her “mama”.

Cover art by Kul.

(My first featured story! - 3/22/16)

This story is a sequel to A Sour Sweet Gesture

After failing at music videos and ( intentional ) comedy, Scootaloo, Apple Bloom, and Sweetie Belle are stuck in a rut to find something interesting to put up online. Their prayers are answered when they witness Sour Sweet throwing a tirade over a twenty cent increase on the price of milkshakes at Sugarcube Corner. The Crusaders recruit her in their quest for internet stardom, however they may just end up gaining something even better: friendship... AND internet stardom!

This story is a sequel to Sour ‘n Sweet ‘n Pretty

You take your girlfriend, Sour Sweet to go see Canterlot City’s Christmas parade. Naturally, she mocks the whole thing.

Also, Derpy seeks the autograph of the parade’s Guest of Honor, Time Turner, star of the Doctor Whooves TV series… and it may only be up to her best friend, Rainbow Dash to make that happen!

( Serves as a follow-up to Riding Into the Future as well, however it's not required reading to enjoy )

For the Heartstrings family, Saint Paddy Wagon's Day is the most celebrated day of the year. They have long believed that the luck of the Neighlish flows through their veins, and that on Saint Paddy's Day anything is possible.

This year, Lyra decides to put that luck to the test.

Her target: local candy maker and longtime mare of her dreams.

Her tools: the indisputable luck this day will bring her and only the finest, corniest, holiday-appropriate, and most-guaranteed-to-woo pick-up lines around.

Bon Bon doesn't stand a chance.

Preread by Fahrenheit and Carabutt
Edited by auramane and Jondor
Cover by the amazingly talented Rossby Waves

You are mistaken. No one is screaming. Have a wonderful day.

Welcome to Equestria. The Master Computer C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. oversees the land. C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. loves you, C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. wants you to love her. The Master Computer C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. wants to be your friend. If you do not want to be her friend then C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. will use you for nuclear shielding.

C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. is insane. The ponies of Equestria are insane. C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. wants you to be happy. This will drive you insane. C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. has created special groups of ponies to stop evil called troubleshooters. Troubleshooters find trouble then shoot it. Troubleshooters are given many dangerous and lethal weapons to do this. Often with little to no training or experience. Troubleshooters are routinely shot, blown up, killed, dropped off large cliffs, dipped in acid, and such. Sometimes by their actual enemy. Troubleshooters have so much fun they go crazy. Isn't this fun? C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. says it is. Do you doubt C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A., pony?

Remember:Friendship is Mandatory.

Theirs also some story about Twilight and her friends stopping some plot to destroy Equestria. But mostly it is about Our friend and leader C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. . Good luck and have a wonderful day.

Inspired by the RPG Paranoia

An older, wiser Trixie Lulamoon just so happens to have a somewhat above average student named Sumac Apple, whom she takes to meet with Twilight Sparkle, as Twilight is holding a contest, looking for the best and brightest students.

Sumac Apple just so happens to have a Horrendous Hypothesis that will not only change the lives of himself and Trixie, but holds an ominous warning for all of Equestria.

An entry in the Weedverse.

Hearth's Warming Eve is in five weeks and Flitter is still in need of a present.
She would like to surprise the pony she loves most, her sister Cloudchaser.
Will she break her own limitations for the perfect gift for her beloved sister?
Does Cloudchaser feel the same for her?

This is my late Hearth's Warming Eve story. Oneshot atm, maybe sequel later
I know most of you won't accept the topic but I like Flitter and Cloudchaser.
Rated teen for some content of incest